Everyone needs to be more like Me

5 and 9 I agree with...


Oh! and never cut your hair....

 

Nah, I'm ok with being me. Thanks anyway.

 

I like the being 62 part! Also 6-9. Also, where is your 10?

Para mi:

1. I know how to hula hoop
2. I know how to bellydance
3. I have the best dreams
4. I make good food
5. I don't have to get dressed for work
6. I never have to style my hair
7. I'm very flexible
8. I play guitar
9. I look and feel young, I think I feel younger than I did 10 years ago
10. My mind is full of stories and songs, so it's hard to get bored

 

No, I think everyone should be like me and here are my 10 reasons

1. I enjoy the outdoors
2. I can slam dunk a basketball
3. I’m a good chess player
4. I’m the consummate optimist
5. I can appreciate the simplest things in life
6. I keep my hair short
7. I support President Obama
8. I have a telescope trained at the stars
9. I’m a babe magnet without even trying
10. My hearing is extraordinary (The military audiologist who tested me said in 20 years he’s never tested anyone who had better hearing)


Hotwater

 

Cough......Choke......Splutter......:rofl:



Cheers Glen.

 

Hey, girls come up to me :2thumbsup:


Hotwater

 

Yes, To Ask You For A Light, Or The Bus Fare Home....???



Cheers Glen.

 

I don’t smoke and I generally drive to work, so there, what other possible reason would they have to approach me other than my male magnetism :2thumbsup:

Hotwater

 

That's only 9. Anyway, I can't beat those - man I could go for a candy bar right now.

 

I think usetobehoney has you beat

 

1) Im 28. A whole world of possibility lays in front of me.
2) I have a tight vag. I could stop here but everyone else listed 10 so I'll keep going.
3) Low alcohol tolerance makes me a minimalist and fun date.
4) I have THE BEST Pisces man in the world - be jealous but that won't get you anywhere - HES MINE!
5) Cooking is my forte.
6) I love sports and running, I'll probably never have a heart attack.
6) I tend to overlook petty mistakes because I see that they are unimportant.
8) I would do anything for my loved ones.
9) I can do the splits.
10) Because I said so.

 

I always thought you were a she

 

That's the only reason I need...

Number 2 had me sold.. then I read number 4 and now I feel like pointing out, in reference to number 6(a):

Then I reread the list and saw number 5 and 6(b) and feel I owe you an apology for pointing out the fact that you're still as fucked as the rest of us in terms of acquiring heart problems.

And then I realised you cheated and snuck in 11 reason why, and now I feel like pointing out that running is going to fuckup your joints.


Speaking of which... :ssmokeit:

 

My wife hides candy in one of her desk drawers. She knows that I know, so if something goes missing I always get caught.

edit: psst, she didn't sneak one in... just made an overlookable petty mistake and missed 7

 

FUCK!

Well in that case, I feel I owe you another apology then happily... but you're still fucked

 

I'm sure she'll overlook it.

 

Ha, ha! I don't need to be like anyone else..nobody has it better than I do!

1. I live near the ocean in the tropics (southern Thailand)
2. My 4rth floor apartment has a huge open porch, security door, parking garage for my motorbike under the building, yet my rent/utilities/200 channel cable TV/wi-fi month bill is $120 a month for all. I can see the mountains where I work in the west and ocean breezes blow in from the east.
3. I speak four languages (only two of them fluently), working on a 4rth (but terrible at it. Thai is a tonal language so I have an excuse-?)
4. I've had my own horses since I was 10 years old
5. I had already had more adventures by the time I started college than most people could imagine
6. I'm so physically active most people (including young men) don't even even try to keep up with me hiking in the mountains
7. I'm 61, so already had my 2.4 kids, big house in the country, three of my own businesses and companies (which I sold or discontinued), now starting another venture-;licensing inventions to companies via Skype
8. and best of all...had a number of wonderful relationships that I thoroughly enjoyed and don't regret a day of, still friends with all of them, but happily single!
9. I spend every free moment in the jungles/swamps/climbing mountains/zooming around on my motorbike taking photos of gorgeous exotic birds, or testing new invention prototypes. I've seen 8 new bird species just last week, near where I work.
10. I Skype with my daughter, old friends, and teach classes online for the university where I taught while living in the US.
I LOVE TECHNOLOGY!!!!


9-8-13, view of Khao Luang National Park mountains from my 4th floor apartment, Nakhon, Thailand