Everyday tragedies

haha yeah, it did kind of come off that way. i just meant that i like to sleep and it's disappointing when i have to stop.

especially this time of year. i don't use my heat yet, so getting out of bed means going from pure bliss to freezing my balls off for at least a couple minutes.

 

ahhhhhhh

hahaha

 

fine! i'll just go kill myself, so i can't be emo anymore. :sad: :sad:

 

yeah I know exactly what you mean. even getting out of the shower is a pain in the ass. I just stayed in for like 20 extra minutes just out of fear of getting out.. then the water started turning cold and it was horrible

my cheap dad won't turn the heat up. asshole.

 

Its the only way. Off with the emo's head!

 

OH yah, thanks, you reminded me. When I get mascara in my hair.

 

when women ask me if I wear mascara.

 

when I have make up on and forget and accidently rub my eyeballs

 

when im at work and my boss gets pissed cuz i cant be three places at once.
when my dog chews up my undies.
when my room gets trashed and i have no time or energy to clean it.
when my brother eats all the hot-pockets.
when i have to scratch my ass in public.

 

Wedgies.

 

When I'm drunk and have to poop.

The morning after I get drunk and have to poop.

Waking up.

Waking up tangled in my clothes because I didn't sleep naked.

When people reach over the glass and try and poke the food [I work at Chipotle].

Dealing with obnoxious fifteen year olds with daddy's credit card.

There's a million moar of them.

 

when i want to shave my legs but i have goosebumps that won't go away
when i paint my toenails and and somehow smear it or get a hair in it or something
when i light the wrong end of a cigarette
when i break the egg yolk
when my cat takes over my pillow and i wake up with a crick in my neck

 

when am all hung over and dehydrated and i have wine lips, and they're all cracked and i can't even produce enough saliva to fasten my roll-up and i wanna cry cos i need a freakin cigarette.

when i'm tryin to be all sensual and all he wants to do is fuck me and go.

when my mother talks to me.

when people look at me weird for wearing lots of layers in summer. ( i live in scotland. at NO point in the year is it ever exactly sub tropic temperatures. people just see the word JULY on their calendar and start wandering around in sandals and speedos ffs)

when my internet is down ¬¬

when my hamster sleeps in her water bowl like a twat.

when my cat is sitting on the outside window sill looking in, and its freezin outside, and you open the door and it just looks at you from the sill, and makes no effort at all to come inside UNTIL all the heat from your house has escaped and your nipples are standing on end, and the nieghbours are looking at your white-as-can-be legs in the winter morning light ¬¬



oh there are so many.