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    fucking eurotrash asshat at it again..
     
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  3. Irminsul

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    We bought a dog frisbee and he's not that keen on it. Doesn't bounce like a ball. Doesn't go as far as a ball. Definitely not as fun like a ball, when it hits the ground it just sits there. Boring. He doesn't bring it back.
     
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    big bad wolf or little woman?
     
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    she likes doggystyle
     
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    That's exactly my body language too, lol. Like, okay, i don't mind this.. but I'm going to back away because if I don't lean my head back.. I dunno what will happen lol.

    Well, I've been messaging my little coffee housewife for like two days now :D I think she's about to turn the corner.
     
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    do you mean since she spilled coffee?

    my friends dog loves his kong dog frisbee.....border collie,....he catches it in a leap every time
     
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    No different person. The coffee housewife is a wife I've been attracted to for like six months now.
    I've been making all the coffee since the accident. :D
     
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    take frissbee.. hot screw driver, make two holes a little distance from each other on the frissbee. slip knotted rag or rope thru holes, give dog something to grab. will not interfere in flight..
     
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    Oh he grabs it, it just doesn't do anything to keep his attention, so he drops it and runs back ready for a ball. :D He's a dickhead, he'll run around with balls in his mouth, he can't breath so he drops them all over the place. Or cannot carry all of them. I think he has less than average IQ for his breed.
     
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    julie wont like the frissbee if its flat on the ground it will piss her off, once she gets it she wont let it go for a while.
    shes likes dumb stuff too, finds the little piece of fabric and will run in circles high speed to keep it. I cant believe how fast she is sometimes..

    remember they are juvenile right now. so its play time and learning ..
     
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    He hasn't grasped the concept of stalking the ducks yet either. Off-lead, 100mile an hour. scares them all away well before he gets to them. Now I remember our old dog Beau, he learned after two times to crouch and stalk, crouch and stalk. It's been like 18months with this one....
     
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    my dog plays with both the male and female shepherds living here now....he likes the male better.....i noticed his strides are way longer so when the shepard is running and his legs are just flying my dog just bounds along beside him without having to ''turn it on''..the femeale he is trying to hump every day but ge is so obedient he stays away from her if i say the word
     
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    It's difficult to socialise our boy. Every other person thinks he's too aggressive. He's all legs out, paws in face, grab around the neck. Training for fighting I guess, but he's never hurt another dog, he just runs rings around them until they have no petrol left in the tank. The he stands over them like whats wrong?
     
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    thats all well and good but how does look in a fedora?


    sombrero?
     
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    I do not dress my dog, I am highly against it.
     
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    Julie got booties she only wears them for walks outside the yard... Ill make vid soon shes funny as shit with them on til she gets outside the gate and its like "shoes what shoes?, oh I have shoes, who cares about shoes, did you see that shit?? look over this way, come on, come on, I cant wait to look over here, hurry man, hurry we must go this way now!!"
     
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    why shoes?
     
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    broken glass is ever where around this shit town.
     
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    :D omg, okay legit reason. I'll be honest though, if you said because of the cold, I was going to be laughing at you for at least a week. :D
     
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