Ever flashed your boobs at someone ?

thats not what I heard, and its definitely not what I tell people......

 

She's got the cutest kids EVER!!!!!

 

I dunno...my daughter is quite the cutie

 

Look in her gallery, you'll see what I mean...

 

Pssshhh! I can totally appreicate a woman's beauty, admire her figure, and all that jazz, but when it comes down to it, I just don't swing that way.

 

oh I know they are cute. I seen the pics. but cutest ever....maybe its because I am Lila's dad but I think she is the most gorgeous child ever.

 

Awww thanks sweetie, but that's going a bit far. Though in my eyes they are, I'm they're mama, so of course I'll think that!

 

I meant you fantasized about twins.......boys get born that way too........

 

I know exactly what you mean. To you, your child is the most beautiful creation on this Earth. I feel the same way about mine.

How old is your daughter, crummy?

 

I am not comparing your kids' cuteness... My comment should be taken literally to mean - "Her kids are very cute and look just like her."

Plus I have SEEN them!!!

I certainly wasn't saying that anyone else's kids are not as cute!

I just think they have her smile and that is just adorable.

 

ah. understood. Her kids contain the maximun amount of cuteness, and other children can only achieve the same level of cuteness. I stand placated.

 

I DO have a tremendous .... vocabulary!

 

does that mean "rolling on the floor laughing my hairy red ass off?"

 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Hemorrhoid Riddled Ass Off

 

ah. i think i like "hairy red" much better.

 

"It's definitely redder, I think it looks much better..."

 

All the time. I think I did it last night a few times.

*not kidding*

I'm going to cut back on my drinking a bit.

 

i flashed lodui once.

 

I'll bet he still beats to that

 

i sent you the link. it's okay. it's old, though.