Ever been caught white handed?

Hey, that must of done wonders for your self esteem.

But maybe you have no shame???? My roommate used to leave her vibrators around the house and at night time i could always hear her going for it in the next room, we had wooden floors. It got worse when she got a boyfriend.

 

it wasn't an explicit catch. i was young like 11 or 12 and home alone. I was going through a phase with the vacuum. i was in the downstairs bathroom, door locked, rah rah, whispering sweet nothings to the hoover yeah, and suddenly there's a knock on the door..."Miles what you doin?" Oh shit. I was like, "uhhhh...vacuuming the bathroom I spilled something." "What?" Oh shit. I don't remember what I came up with to say but I sorted myself and opened the door to see my moms and sister standing there with piercing eyes. I was so paranoid because I felt like what I had been doing was written all over my face.

thats the closest anyone has ever come to me when i'm in my special place

 

Shit, i'm glad you didn't vacuum your penis off. There are actually a small number of admittances to Australian hospitals every year due to this happening. We know a nurse

 

Thanks a lot denimstar. It had never occurred to me that my father masterbated. Now I can't get the thought out of my mind.

 

I'm sorry AllieCat, I didn't mean to upset you. He prolly has had sex to if that helps any.

 

Only a couple o times which is bloomin luky considering some of the places iv don it .

 

Not yet. I try to be careful when I start to masturbate. I share my bedroom with my 13 year old sister, and I don't think she'd appreciate walking in the room and finding me on the bed masturbating and whatnot. I do have a horrible feeling she'll catch me on of these days..

 

Was in the middle of 'solo-passion' with my back to the bedroom door. My next door neighbour (female in her late 40's) was sitting outside in her garden with her friend. Unfortunately, the angle I was standing at and where they were sitting meant they could see into my room through my kitchen window. I just happened to turn around to shut my door and both were staring into the room. She gave me a few strange looks after that!

 

Oh man, that sounds like the complaints of my roommate!

 

i've been caught a few times, first by my step mom when i was 12. when i was in my early 20's i was caught a few times.

 

Ive been caught by my g/f once, and sucked me off instead!

 

I've been caught quite a few times.The first time I was caught was when I was caught was when I was 14 years old by my friend's mother and sister.Now a days I enjoy having women wtch me jerk off.

 

One night my sister had a slumber party and I got with one of her friends that I'd had my eye on for quite a while. I couldn't sleep for thinking about it and got it out in my room. Another friend walked in and caught me (who was actually hotter) and asked "What are you doing? You must be a pervert, you just got through fucking Jenny!" I slyly replied "Yea, but I thought about you and couldn't get you off my mind". She ran out and I worried for about 5 minutes that she was telling everyone. Much to my surprise, she returned with Jenny and they got it on before inviting me to join. WOW! My wife has also caught me and finds it a huge turn-on. I'd probably jerk off in the city square if I wouldn't go to jail.

 

"masturwhat? no mom i was just cleaning it and it went off"

 

I am a Cali Nurse, CDL, Real Estate etc.., OH! and as for the question,
I'm also an EMT 1-A, and I have tranz-ported 3-6 females in the LA area
that would insist on wearing a spare pillow case over their heads when
on our way to the ER, and in the ER, and I often wondered at what time
did she/they take that damn thing off, word of advice, don't use anything
you don't have a firm grip on, and bottles, NO NO NO, it causes a vacum
and pulling it out takes any number of tools I use for the ambulance, but
a small hole has to be made at the bottom, releasing the vacum (sp?) and
saving me yet another pillow case.....
D ~

 

sadly enough...i have been caught by my grandpa =( TWICE!...IN THE SAME DAMN DAY, mofo doesnt want to knock

 

haha Im a sly cat, Ive never been caught having sex or masterbating anywhere.

dont know if, mom finding a toy counts tho?

 

didn't get caught pleasuring myself but i got caught having sex once

my ex boyfriend and i were together at the time and his cousin amanda was living at the house. she wasn't home when we started doing it but she arrived shortly after we started

she walked in on us in the middle of us having sex and then she just walked out. we continued and then she knocked on the door and asked us to turn up the music that was on. i'm a bit of a screamer

 

i havn't been caught, suprising i think.. hmmm yeah no interesting masterbation-walkin stories from me haha

 

No but also been VERY close to getting caught. No such thing as knocking on

a door before walking in. Just open the door!!
Thankfully I've been lucky enough to have creaking floors outside my bedroom so I've usually had advanced warning. Been close a few times when I've missed the noise from the floor!!!

As for sex......hardly seeing I've never had it!