Erections in inappropriate places

I'm just wondering if others have had erections at inappropriate times or places. Women feel free to mention inappropriate times of arousal for yourselves.

First time. I was in hospital in Granada in Spain. I'd had a mountain biking accident, breaking both collar bones. My arms were in slings, till I could have surgery to plate them. So I couldn't do much for myself. A couple of nurses would give me a bed wash, once a day. This would involve the curtain being drawn around me. Then they'd help me out of my hospital gown. They'd wash my front with a flannel, turn me on my side and wash my back. Then they put a new gown on me, then pull the curtain back again. On about the third day (there was a mix up, as I was in the wrong room, and the surgery took place later than planned) a couple of nurses turn up to give me my wash. When they turn up I have an erection, but I don't know the Spanish to tell them I have an erection and can the wash wait till it goes away. So they pull the curtain, and remove my gown. At which point they both see I have a fully erect penis. Once nurse is middle aged and married, the other is quite young and clearly embarrased. The older nurse catches my eyes and smiles. she's clearly seen this enough times. So they proceed to wash my front with the flannel. Everything is done on my front apart from the groin area. She gets the younger nurse to wash my penis and testicles. The young embarassed nurse gives it the fastest wipe you've ever seen. The older nurse, says something to her, takes the flannel, and gives a proper clean of my erect penis and testicles, at which point it rises up. The older nurse at this, gives my penis a quick slap with her hand, catches my eye and laughs. The younger nurse has her eyes down at this point. They turn me on my side, finish, gown back on, and leave. The older nurse brought different younger nurses in, on subsequent washes. She gave me that knowing look each time, but I didn't have any more erections during the time of the bed wash.

Second time a few years later I'd had a mountaineering accident and am in a hospital in Interlaken. It's a private room with two beds and a shower. I am learning to walk again. Initially I have bed baths as per when I was injured in Spain. But after a few days of physio I'm able to walk short distances. So the physio nurse suggest I might like a shower. She helps me to the shower, and asks if I need help showering. I decline but she helps me get the gown off, and leaves me on a chair in the shower. I shower as best I can, and then a another nurse turns up to with a fresh gown and to help me out the shower. She sees I haven't been able to wash everyone as I've been sat on the chair. So she helps me up and uses a sponge and soapy water to clean the bits I couldn't get to. During till time I get a stand up full erection, and too her credit she continues washing me till she's finished, helps me toweel dry, and helps me into a fresh gown, all whilst avoiding eye contact.

Third time, I am in a hotel sauna. It's in Switzerland in the German speaking region. We are cross country sking, and it nice to have a swim then some time in the sauna and steam room afterwards. The sauna and steam room has a rule of no clothes for hygeine regions. It is also mixed. At first you worry about getting an erection, in front of so many naked women, and it seems to work, as that's the last thing going to happen, you seem to shrink. But after a few days I'd relaxed in there, and although there was some quite obvious checking others out, particularly from the women in their 60's and 70's, but there was nothing sexual.

So, after a few days, I got an erection, in the sauna. It just came on naturally whilst I was laying there on the middle shelf. I was the only man in the sauna at that point with about six woman varying from their 40's to 70's. There was no way I could hide it, and I didn't know what to do, so I just lay there. Some of the women checked it out with their eyes, the eldest licked her lips, some smiled at me, some keep their eyes forward, and one huff'd and left the sauna. Some came and went, and some stayed long enough to see me have a second erection. But nothing was said, at least nothing I understood as they were German / Swiss.

The weird thing was you'd then see them later, in the dining hall for the set dinners times the hotel ran. The fact we'd seen many of us naked not an hour before, wasn't a topic of conversation. The difference when a country has a different attitude to nudity and the human body.

Over the next few days I occassionally got an erection, or as at least the stirrings of one, enough to be noticed in the sauna. But I just relaxed , allowing it to wax and wane. One evening I was having a post dinner sauna and was in there by myself. I was lying on the top shelf, and as I relaxed an erection had turned up. Just at this point, a husband and his wife open the door and come in. The woman is a large German lady in her late 60's I'd say. She, on seeing my erection, huffs, and goes back out and enters the steam room. The husband just laughs, chooses a place in the sauna and settles down. Not 5 mins later the wife who huffed comes in with her friend. She points at me, and says something cross to to her friend. But her friend just laughs. This is the one who'd licked her lips as above. The friend looks over, comes over, and proceeds to place her towel on the shelf below me, she takes her time, whilst her head is very close to my erect penis checking me out. She watches it rise up towards her, before pulling back, and sitting down on her towel with her head directly in front on my penis. Later I'm alone in the sauna after an intermedite shower, and the friend is having a shower which is in an open space, you can see through the smoked glass of the sauna. No one else is in sight. She can see me, and she knows I can see her. So she fingers herself whilst showering all the time looking in my direction. It was one of sexist, non sex encounters I've had. She must have been mid 70's, but she never touched, just took me with her eyes and actions.

What encounters have you had like this? Inappropriately aroused.

 

Maybe try emptying your bladder before checking into these places. You won't get much of a problem

 

I think all men have had unwanted public erections before. I wouldn't worry about it. I'd agree that emptying your bladder beforehand might help.

 

State of bladder doesn't make any difference. Interested to hear as to why you think it would.

 

I thought that it might reduce the amount of time you had a boner if you relieved yourself first.
What i mean is before you even check in to a place look for a toilet to use. Then go and check in.
For example you are studying at uni. Before class starts you go to the loo to empty your bladder.
Not only you will feel better but the boners won’t last as long.

 

Not my experience, bladder makes no difference to erection, just whether I'm likely to generate precum, but then you need the toilet!

Is this your experience Suzanne, that if your bladder isn't empty then you get aroused and wet at inappropriate times?

 

I must say I tend to actually lose my erection when my bladder is full. Too much of that non-erotic, "must take a massive leak!" kind of distraction for me.

Erections happen, and we don't really have much control over them. Hell, now that I'm older and, sadly enough, not as healthy as I was when I was younger, I experience the opposite of that, and that is also a bit challenging to gain control over, too. The bottom-line is that erections are a natural part of life. It happens when it happens. Fuck those who get offended by them.

 

I used to get them all the time back in school and I made getting up from my desk a nightmare (I would wait until everyone else left), but since I learned to regularly masturbate I don’t have to worry about that anymore.

What I am worried about was if I was at a nude beach and I accidentally got overstimulated and got hard. Then people would call me a pervert. :-(

 

Only if you were playing with yourself, I'd imagine.

 

I dunno, some nudist places are full of prudes (oh, the irony!)

 

There weren't any prudes in any of the few nudist places I've been.

 

I still think that relieving your bladder is probably the best move.
The fact is if you start getting a boner it won't go away until you have relieved yourself in some way in the first place.
As soon as you arrive at a place whether it's work, to even the shops - head to the toilets first.
The feeling won't be so bad after you have relieved yourself.

 

If i'm feeling aroused i head to the loo.

 

I have heard many tales....

 

One time i was at the dentist for a basic check up and I'd known the dental assistant my entire life, drop dead gorgeous don't think she is even 5 foot, amazing ass and big tits, she's doing her thing and even in scrubs this woman is a total knock out and suddenly she stops and with a little giggle says she's flattered then says she needs to go look at something in the office while i adjust myself. I looked down and i wasn't hard but i had a solid chub showing down my pant leg, i tucked it into my waist band and nothing else was said.

Another involved a crowded hot tub and a buddy's girlfriend. She is an absolute sweetheart girl next door type, very cute with a decent body and possibly the nicest tits I've seen as far as can be judged when she is clothed. We have always been pretty comfortable around each other and she's usually pretty tame but she gets quite flirty after a few drinks. Anyway we're all at a party one night and we start piling into the hot tub, nobody has shorts or anything so we just strip down to our underwear, i get a corner seat and the tub is pack, she comes up and strips down, she's wearing a a matching lacy black thong and bra and tells me to move over, i tell her there is no where to move at which point she says fine I'll just sit on your lap and climbs in, it only took a couple minutes with the water bubbling and her tits looked amazing in that bra, i felt myself getting hard and tried to adjust but knew it was only a matter of time before she noticed, she finally gave me a knowing look and I'm sure i looked embarrassed or something cause she leans in and whispers "relax i won't say anything" She stay on my lap for at least half an hour, thank god it was dark and jets were going cause i was hard as a rock the entire time. That incident resulted in a slight case of blue balls.

 

At 35 I still find them a problem. I've always got erect at inappropriate times. When younger I may as well just had a permanent erection. It points straight up rather than straight out so it's not always noticable, just inconvenient. If I go swimming, i get them changing, Ive had them at the doctors, at work if there is an inappropriate time to get one.... I will get one! I've wanted to get a prince Albert for years but I know I'll end up sat with a raging boner so I never bothered to try

 

Try heading to the loo so that it can be relieved.
Full bladders might be a problem with this. If the hard on isn’t so bad try emptying your bladder.

 

No, we don’t have to pee or jack off. It just happens. I haven’t had them in years, I’m 51, it’s natural probably caused by hormones.

 

I've gotten hard durring a physical, that was pretty embarracing..

 

I gave my BF a hard on at a funeral once .