Enlisting

in the NWT and Nunavut, they bwalk around without mits and toques on in like -40C weather...those crazy bastards...

and your overnment gave all our inuit guns to shoot down commie missles too...and we hae government bases in the actic we could take over..


if wyoming etc. left alberta alone, i tihnk they would help overthrow Ottawa though...our premir is a drunk ass who yells at homeless people and who doesnt show up at conferences...

 

AAAHHH!!! You're bloody conformists!!!

 

at SRAS-stock Keith richard was amazed when he met Randy Bachman..."wow, your randy bachman"

 

The Swiss Army is one of the most well-trained, powerful armies on the planet. Most people think that because they are neutral that they are pacifists. Not true, military service is compulsory, and as a country, they are incredibly well-armed.

 

acctually, you aren't rebelling cause everyone else in the world uses metirc and ik makes so much more sense cause its all base-10

 

How else can they remain nuetral if not armed to the teeth?

 

Now wonder you guys are always pink on maps....

 

Simple things for simple people.

 

Lmao, that's great.

 

our PM hung out with Lennon after america woulnt take him, and his wife did pot with the stones...

 

very good. but still, canada rocks

 

Ahh... the Canadian Civil War... or domestic terrorism... whatever.

 

ahahaha... good job dude



But yeah, I agree with George, for the original poster, I'd just commit suicide and get it over with...

 

I know... just look at their knives.

 

we did almost have a civil war thype thing...in the 70's the FLQ a french terrorist group kiddnapped two ministers and lkilled them...

 

hmm my father told me to enlist and tell my mom he had nothing to do with it.His an 06.

 

Don't enlist. I'd rather flip burgers than kill and/or die for the elite... but that's just me.

 

Pft... Marines are special forces rejects.

 

why would anyone join the army? THEY MAKE YOU CUT YOUR HAIR

 

Its not the army my dad is a general in the airforce .