Empty your pockets

I don't have pockets

 

personally sprint works great here.. i can get reception dug deep in the backwoods when im fishing.. and their 3G is amazingly fast

 

oh SHIT.

How do you live? You must have a purse.

 

Ohh yeah I do have a purse all the way down stairs, I will try and remember what I have in it

 

Yeah I have heard amazing things about sprint's 3G speeds, however their coverage is shitty at best in my area so I wouldn't think about switching from verizon to anywhere just yet

 

but you have a vagina.. which is like a pocket

 

Except it keeps things warm too, can't expect your pocket to do that

 

I think I have a
Camera
My pill holder
Money and some change
Make up lipstick
Glass cleaner rage
Maybe a pen
Cardholder. I think that’s it

 

i put a hand warmer and ky in my pocket so it feels like a vagina

 

LMFAO!!!!!! times one fucking million. That hit me at just the right time.

Actually, a pocket does keep things warm. C'mon it's attached to your warm body.

Well just saying. Most women have purses instead of pockets.

 

I do wear pants that have pockets, but I never keep anything in them unless I am smoking

 

What if you are outside in the cold, but still the pocket doesn't keep things warm, your body does.

 

I am in my p.js

 

Yeah, but that pocket is nothing but a thin weave of fabric smushed up against your warm 98.3 degree body.

 

Ah w/e it still is no vagina

 

indeed

 

No it is not

 

i guess it could sorta be like fucking a very dry vagina.. like one that was stuffed with tissue paper

 

Oh jeez, ow....that's not even possible :tongue:

 

if its rigamortis its definitely possible