Q: Why can't Emos rob banks? A: They hold the knife to their own throats and everyone says go for it! Q: What do you call an emo who lives to become 80? A: Suicidally challenged.
How do you kill an emo? You put five of them in a room, then one of them wont have a corner to sob in
okay u guys make me sick, and angry seriously dont be so fuckign mean or heartless, emos arnty like that, some are but then its not cuz their emo, people that arnt emo do that aswell - - get lives, we r just normal people that like to dress like that cut our hair like that listen to that music. btw i hardly use myspace - - btw i hardly cry - - btw we dont wear white belts, WTF?? ppl get over urselves if i had a knife i wouldnt be holding it aginst my throat it would be aginst urse love from me =]
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the noose. When is the only time an emo kid can see the light at the end of the tunnel? When theyre tied up about to be hit by an oncoming train.
Its just a joke. Nothing to be upset about. I bet a lot of the people here don't have problems with people considered emo. I bet emo people make fun of other all the time.
Hey I'm emo and even I find these jokes funny....but thats cause I'ma cool emo...I'm emolishous...lol
