Emergency!! Hellllllllp

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by fruit bat, Aug 16, 2005.

  1. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

    I don't know how to open my can of spam. :( :(

    There is a key and I don't know what to do with it!!!!!!!! :(

    WHAT DO I DO!?!??!?!
     
  2. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

    Nevermind..:rolleyes:

    I sat myself down at the table with that damn tin of Spam, took a good look, and realized. There is a hole in the key. :rolleyes: Tricky bastards.

    Oh, how I laughed. :D
     
  3. sara_rose

    sara_rose Ice Queen

    woohoo, i'm truly happy for you! :D haha
     
  4. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

    new cans of spam have the pop off lid like klick does...wait, or does klick have the key...

    either way, you can buy key-less spam
     
  5. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

    :eek: :D

    I should look into this.
     
  6. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Ok first, calm down. Lots of people have been through similar experiences with spam and went on to lead reasonably normal lives.

    actually, if it has a key it's probably like 15 years old. I wouldn't eat it.

    :D Maybe you could sell it on ebay to a spam collector.
     
  7. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

    i have a "spicy ham by-product" tin in my cubboard, only problem is...no label...but there is some sort of design on the lid of it, im gonna match it with a known can of klick or spam to see what it is...i think im gonna make spam for breakfast tomorrow, then eat some more for lunch
     
  8. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

    So.. So you actually keep a large supply of Spam or Klik on hand at all times, is that what you're saying Trevor?!?! :D

    That's crazy-cool. :D
     
  9. hillbillygal

    hillbillygal Member

    Spam is tasty. I have to agree though that if your spam used a key instead of a pull tab I wouldn't eat it. Vienna sausages rule too.
     
  10. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

    never ever have i had spam
     
  11. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    Oh. :( :( :( :(
     
  12. Queen of the Pomes

    Queen of the Pomes Ed's With Me Here

    ewwwwwww :(

    this reminds me of this thread i made AGES (like months..or a year...or longer..) ago about "potted meat product" :)eek: ) and spam :( eww :D
     
  13. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

    no, well, i know i have a few cans here or there...

    me and my brother eat spam when we are camping, we rarely eat it in the household
     
  14. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

    i idetified the mystery substance with the aid of this picture...i matched the leaf-ish design to my own can and conluded its true spam...im eating it tomorrow
     
  15. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

    Get offa my cloud.
     
  16. Queen of the Pomes

    Queen of the Pomes Ed's With Me Here

    yeah, spam is icky :(
     
  17. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

    :( ed is icky :(
     
  18. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

    Well done Trevor! :D
     
  19. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

    meg,, haha...it looks like your saying well done for me calling ed icky... :D

    side note: ed is in fact, not icky...but a very well groomed induvidual :D
     
  20. ...... that is horrifying, when you need forensics to determine what a food product is it can't be edible.... just can't....
     

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