Emergency!! Hellllllllp

I don't know how to open my can of spam.

There is a key and I don't know what to do with it!!!!!!!!

WHAT DO I DO!?!??!?!

 

Nevermind..

I sat myself down at the table with that damn tin of Spam, took a good look, and realized. There is a hole in the key. Tricky bastards.

Oh, how I laughed.

 

woohoo, i'm truly happy for you! haha

 

new cans of spam have the pop off lid like klick does...wait, or does klick have the key...

either way, you can buy key-less spam

 

I should look into this.

 

Ok first, calm down. Lots of people have been through similar experiences with spam and went on to lead reasonably normal lives.

actually, if it has a key it's probably like 15 years old. I wouldn't eat it.

Maybe you could sell it on ebay to a spam collector.

 

i have a "spicy ham by-product" tin in my cubboard, only problem is...no label...but there is some sort of design on the lid of it, im gonna match it with a known can of klick or spam to see what it is...i think im gonna make spam for breakfast tomorrow, then eat some more for lunch

 

So.. So you actually keep a large supply of Spam or Klik on hand at all times, is that what you're saying Trevor?!?!

That's crazy-cool.

 

Spam is tasty. I have to agree though that if your spam used a key instead of a pull tab I wouldn't eat it. Vienna sausages rule too.

 

never ever have i had spam

 

Oh.

 

ewwwwwww

this reminds me of this thread i made AGES (like months..or a year...or longer..) ago about "potted meat product" eek: ) and spam eww

 

no, well, i know i have a few cans here or there...

me and my brother eat spam when we are camping, we rarely eat it in the household

 

i idetified the mystery substance with the aid of this picture...i matched the leaf-ish design to my own can and conluded its true spam...im eating it tomorrow

 

Get offa my cloud.

 

yeah, spam is icky

 

ed is icky

 

Well done Trevor!

 

meg,, haha...it looks like your saying well done for me calling ed icky...

side note: ed is in fact, not icky...but a very well groomed induvidual

 

...... that is horrifying, when you need forensics to determine what a food product is it can't be edible.... just can't....