embarrassing sexual experience

i have none of those

 

No its pretty normal. its close to 6 and a half. Anyway, I took the rubber off after I finished the first time but she wanted to keep going so I put it back on and it started losing its "stiff-ness". So it started rolling off every so often. It was a bitch trying to put a used condom back on...but I didn't have any more around.

 

I was having sex with a girl in my room off campus. I lived in what would be the attic, so the ceiling was slanted very low on the sides. Just as I was about to cum she asked me to cum in her mouth. I hopped up with my cock in hand, and hit my head so hard on the ceiling, I nearly knocked myself out. I fell back off the bed, as streams of cum rocketed from my dick. The funny part is she was still trying to get her mouth around it.....lol!!


I swear that's a true story!!

 

That is fucking AWESOME!!! That is a good story. You win number 1 for me in this thread.

 

I was just fucking with you. That happened to me too. I was trying to sag, I'm a little over a 7 and I used one of those magnum extra large. I almost had to stick my whole hand up there looking for it. She told me it fell out when she was peeing 3 days later. I was like "damn" what else do you have up in there? Shit, I probably could have gone treasure hunting in there and found some nice jewelery people lost...

 

I have two good ones...I was fucking my best friend's cousin doggy style and he walked in and jumped on the bed and tried to fight me. Ha. The second one would have to be when I was ballin this chick and she SUCKED. I was real fucked up and ended up pretty much nodding off with her on top of me. She realized what was going on and slapped the shit out of me then decided to come down real hard with her tailbone...Ouch.



-NICU

 

I was having sex in a campground with my ex-husband and started moaning pretty loud. Probably everyone in the place could hear me. He kept trying to shush me and I kept saying "don't shush me!"

Next morning as we were breaking camp, people would walk by and giggle. I was pretty embarrassed ...

 

3 days later? :rofl: you beat me.

 

picollo; that was the first time I laughed in this thead.

 

:hat:iggy:

 

Well.....I was young , 14 , and hanging out with some friends , and the girl I was hanging with decided to get a little friendlier than just kissing , so , me an her vanished into the den for awhile.
It was dark , and I was brave and had lots of time to kill, so , we managed to do all the things we'd been wondering about.
Our friends were still around when we finally re-appeared , and they took one look at me and busted up laughing....seems my friend had started her period , and neither one of us had a clue that it happened.
I looked like i had a bloody nose.

 

I took my office's admin, who I had never dated before, to a weekend hippie retreat. She was short, really cute, but inexperienced, I guess she was about 20. I tried to get her to play nude volleyball, but she didn't want to. She did watch me play with the others. All day I was dropping hints about what I wanted to do with her later. Talkin' trash you might say.

That night I convinced her to come to my room. I happened to have with me some very fresh Jamaican ganja I had just smuggled back myself. So we started off by smoking this great stuff and got very high. She went to the bathroom and didn't close the door. She took her clothes off in there while I was watching. OMG she had a great sexy body. I recall that she put in her diaphragm. When she joined me on the futon, she was shy and turned away from me, so we cuddled in a spoon position for a while. The skin contact was wonderful. I was so excited about making love to her! It didn't take long for my erection to poke through her closed thighs. She reached down to touch the head of my cock and as soon as I felt her hand on it, holy shit, I shot my cum all over her legs.

I think I was just too high.

We stayed friends, but never got another chance to do it.

 

She reached down to touch the head of my cock and as soon as I felt her hand on it, holy shit, I shot my cum all over her legs.

That's funny in a poignant sort of way

I had a similar experience the night I lost my virginity. He was so excited that he ejaculated the absolute instant his cock touched me, before he could put it in. I felt this big glob of semen all over my thigh and I was like ... what's that???

 

You were just too caliente!

 

lol ... nah, I think it was just cause he was 19 and a virgin, too. Looking back, I do think that was the most semen I've ever had on me at one time, though. It was running all over the place and made big stains on the carpet. I guess he'd been saving up for 19 years ...

 

The night I lost my virginity was perhaps my most embarrassing experience; took me seven hours to get an erection, but somehow I lived through it.

 

What on earth were you doing during the seven hours???

 

The first time, I got in 3 strokes.

 

I don't think that's too unusual

 

Not really embarassing, but weird.

I was with my ex at the time, and we had spent the day doing shit around town. She lived a few towns over from where I live with her dad, and after a long day, we were both horny. We went back and were planning to fuck, and her dad ends up being home (he didn't have a car, so when we walked in pretty much dry-humping each other, he was sitting there giving me an evil stare). So we left and drove around looking for a place to fuck. We stopped at 12 different places, and each one had people there. We finally ended up fucking in a cemetary.

Another time shortly after this, she moved in with some gay guy she knew. His only rule was no sex in his house. Well, we broke that rule at least 50 times. One night, when he was supposed to be out of town, I was going to spent the night. We were going at it, and as I was about to get off, we hear the garage door open. Turns out he had to cancel his trip because of snow. We hyper-fucked, I got off, and we put on our clothes in a matter of about 40 seconds before he walked in.