Embarrassing places to fart

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What's the most embarrassing place to do a fart? I was at a mass today and during a minutes silence I unleashed a long loud one (thankfully I held my laugh in until I got home)

So where was the most embarrassing place you farted?

 

Surgical operation

 

How many fart threads have you started in the last month?

 

I'm a fart enthusiast lol

 

Perceptual occlusion is one of humanity's greatest gifts.

And mine smell like honey.

 

I farted at church too. Probably the most embarrassed I've been in a while.

 

i don't know about most embarrassing, but i've noticed that every time i fart in my office, someone barges in within the next ten seconds. even if i fart and then immediately get up and attempt to walk out the door, someone runs up and pushes me back in.

 

Really? That's kind of odd. Do they have an explanation or a reason?

 

well, people barge into my office all the time. it just seems like they have particularly bad timing when i fart in there.

 

Lol

 

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Well there are flatulent exhaust chairs which hooked up to a vacuum hose that promise to suck the smell right out of the office window.

For something cheaper there’s always the flatulence absorbing chair pad

 

I know right, what is that?

Ive noticed that too, every single time you let one rip in the office, without fail someone barges in almost immediately

 

LOL. My chair's normal foam padding has probably absorbed so much fart, it smells like straight ass now.

 

Is it because you pass gas incessantly?

 

there's a fairly heavily used sidewalk right outside my window. so that could actually be kind of funny.

that's only part of it.

 

I don't know of many places to fart that aren't at least a little embarrassing.

 

I guess you could say that. There's always a bathroom to let loose in of course, or in bed.

 

home alone. or anywhere alone really, but home is the easiest place to control your company.

 

While I posted my largely figurative answer, I secretly suspected that you would call me out with a literal answer.

 

i aim to please.