Embarrassing facts about yourself

I Own 32 Pairs Of Converse High Tops, And No Two Pairs Are The Same Colour....BUT

I Have Been A Fulltime Barefooter For Years....



Cheers Glen.

 

Aw, thanks for not wanting me dead, guys. You made me blush

 

The chicken is the answer to every question.....

 

We reversed roles! I have less than 10 pairs of shoes and can never choose which ones to wear

 

Thats not embarassing, thata AWESOME!

 

I can't pee if someone is looking at my winkie

 

how often are people watching your penis?

 

not often enough:2thumbsup:

last time was at the movies (at the urinal)..that guy was just weird

 

I was cleaning my pool and slipped and fell, while I was not trying to get wet head to toe.. / I needed to shake my ears out..

 

You should've started aiming at his foot, I bet then he would've looked away.

 

he was like 6 piss pots away...just staring

 

I dance pretty badly at times.

 

I dreamed I was a girl last night and all I wanted to do was find a private place and play with my tits. I was wearing a yellow dress. I am embarrased because I didn't spend any time on my pussy.

 

I never give a shit about my appearance...ever...

The only reason I even put clothes on is for the sake of others.

 

So whats embarrassing about that? :love:

 

Right now...I have a unibrow and a mustache.

EDIT: and I haven't shaved my legs in over a month and haven't worn any kind of cosmetics in at least a month

 

are you telling us you are embarassed about not being embarassed?

 

I don't shave my legs unless I'm going somewhere like seeing my boyfriend or to see friends. No makeup either. The most I ever wear is eyeliner.

And I loathe plucking my eyebrows but I have to, or else I'll have to pluck a gajillion hairs the night before I go on a date.

 

Our water got shut off the other day. It's paid now, but isn't going to be back till tomorrow.

I've tried to wash my hands after ever trip to the bathroom, and am using GetGo as my outhouse for the more involved bathroom duties.

 

Getgo?