Embarrassing facts about yourself

:rofl:

:leaving:

I sleep with a big wind machine. I'm addicted to it - I can't sleep if it's not on full blast - even in the winter, with three layers of clothes on and four blanket layers.

 

you call your wife a wind machine?...no wonder youre online so much

 

I had a perm

 

I have an unusually large amount of moles on my back. Whenever I see my back in the mirror, which is pretty rare, I'm always shocked and slightly disgusted.

 

Early in our marriage I discovered I couldn't sleep in the same bed with my wife, cuz she flails. I started sleeping on the floor, and eventually just got my own bed. This turned out to be the best arrangement for the long haul in lots of ways...

 

lmao, so would have repped this had it let me.

Maybe her flailing is a defense mechinism.

 

I'm over weight

 

I'm an under achiever

 

Im a just-enough achiever...In school I was pretty damn awesome at doing just enough to pass..so as not to over use my brain and damage it unnecessarily

 

I Have A List Of Questions About You I Was Going To Ask One Day, But

The Above Post Answers Them All... *rips up list*



Cheers Glen.

 

When I was in HS I would wish every day that my teachers would molest me

 

Not all of them like 3 maybe 5

 

:rofl:

 

I would be in class just like rape me please rape me

 

Defense mechanism against her own deeply hidden neuroses. She slept with our babies, and for some reason did not flail with them in her bed.

And she says I need therapy...

 

I'm an over weight under achiever.

 

Though I now have a full and happy life, I'm stunted in quite a few areas. I've never had a long term job, I've never driven a car and I spent the majority of ages 18-21 indoors. I only learned to swim, bowl and ice skate last year, and I'm only just starting university.

 

I like to dance. : D

 

What an exciting year.

Great for you-I hope university goes well-and that you continue to live and learn. :sunny:

 

I hope you all continue to live also, no matter how embarrassing life gets.