Embarrassing facts about yourself

I know that you are not looking for advice, but do you know that your diet may have alot to do with that? Like people who eat alot of garlic and onions and what not will end up smelling when they sweat?

Just sayin!

 

^^Yeah, I hear ya. One summer I went Macrobiotic and my smell changed and the symptoms of my ADD got better. It can be a pain in the ass to be that strict with diet.

The other thing I found was i tried Antiperspirant for a while and it felt like I was trying to carry 2 softballs under my arms. It kind of befuddles me that 70% of the toxins in our bodies is excreted through our skin in our sweat so we are encouraged to slather something on to keep those toxins in. Is it just me or is that a little sick. Here poison yourself so that you don't smell bad and don't get those rings under your pits. Fucking Bizarre.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

I understand that. Smell on brother!

 

1. I have Bipolar Schizoaffective Disorder- most people don't know this and I find it very embarrassing given the culture of discrimination towards mental illness in the USA.

2. I am a 23 year old virgin- I have only gone so far as making out with a girl- I haven't had a girlfriend either despite countless attempts at meeting women.

3. I occasionally go to tanning salons because I enjoy having a sun-tan and feeling the rays, but I can't stand the heat and dislike being outdoors from May through October.

4. I am obsessed with a very small number of particular foods, for example "Hanover Foods Brand Soft Pretzels", "Weight Watcher's Brand Smoked String Cheese", "Turkey Hill Brand Diet Blackberry Sweet Iced Tea", etc. It is a really weird pattern that I have!

5. I have a very low sex drive. I probably 'engage myself' only once every two weeks or so.

Those are just some of the fun facts about me, a very strange person indeed!

 

Mine don't stink because of the copious amounts of deodorant I use.

 

i actually barely use deodorant. i don't have b.o, and when i do

chicks kind of like it. i am embarrassed for them in this instance.

 

I was gonna say that earlier in my post haha. yeah normally my body odor is a good smell. sometimes it has even smelled like fast food haha. maybe cus I eat it to much haha.

 

I barely use deodorant either. I'm an "all natural body spray" kind of girl. The only time I need deodorant is when I'm having a hormonal fluctuation when I can't stand the smell of myself even though others can't smell me...it weird

 

I don't know we made out then I was licking her boobs then I was just so horny I wanted to lick her all over haha.

I have also kissed a girls ass before and I let some hot chick spit in my mouth haha.

 

lmao!! Did she like it? I like my breasts licked but if someone went to lick my armpit I'd be like dude wtf.

But the ass thing isn't that weird though. My boyfriend loves my ass, kisses it, licks it, he pretty much worships it.

I don't wear deodorant much either, and have never had anyone tell me I stink. You have to wash pretty vigorously to get it all off in the shower anyway, I just imagine it clogging your pores.

 

I hug and sleep with a cuddly chimpanzee toy when I feel sad. It's called Charlie.

 

i hope this isn't the same girl. otherwise i have some follow up questions regarding spitting rectums.

 

I sleep with a teddy bear and a stuffed puppy, even if I'm not sad. But I usually only hug them when I'm awake when I'm sad or just want something to hold, lol. Their names are Beary and Wizzer (he's a Wettin' Wizzer from 101 Dalmations that I got when I was 10 years old). There's also a penguin that's filled with those little microbeads that Daniel bought me for my birthday one year that wanders in sometimes, haha. His name is Ephrim.

 

I cuddle with a real live dog.. And sometimes I think if he could talk he'd say "dude I cant breath, your squeezing to hard" ..

 

When my dog was a puppy, he slept on the bed. I miss his tiny little warmth, but I don't miss the waking up every two hours to take him outside. Haha.

 

I take a zinc supplement and about once a week I take a bath with tea bags. something about the tannin suppresses stinky bacteria.

 

I used to wear men's boxers under my clothes when I was a goth (btw I'm a woman ) because I'm so cool and oh so sexy, in men's underwear :?

 

lol, I did that, too! And women's underwear underneath the men's underwear.

 

I hug and sleep with a big fuzzy green chicken named frank all the time.