Embarrassing facts about yourself

Im always smelling my hands...how else would I know if theyre clean or not

 

ocd

 

yes actually...I do have minor ocd

 

I do that, too! Well, except at work, at work I know that they are gonna smell like talcum powder (gloves). And I also smell my armpits. I was SO bad about my armpits in high school, I ruined most of my clothes and went through SO much deodorant. I was so obsessed with deodorant it was ridiculous. I carried a stick or two with me everywhere I went and put it on every chance I got to slip away into the girls' room for a second. I'm starting to revert back to that and I'm trying really hard not to, but I get panicked and think I forgot it or something and then think, "Maybe I should start carrying it around again..." and thus the cycle repeats itself...or at least attempts to do so.

 

I am always afraid I stink I try to cover up any natural oder my body might produce

 

hmmm If put on deodorant and I do not go in a pool or get a shower or anything and I smell my armpits 2 days later the deadorant is still working and if I dig my nail into my pit I'll even scrape some deadorant out of my pit 2 days later. maybe men's deodorant is stronger. but that sucks that you have to worry about that. I know some people like you that carry deodorant around and their purse and put it on all day.

I a lot of times I get a shower and do not even put on deodorant after and I usually do not even smell. If I do smell I could care less unless I am trying to date a girl.

 

I get queasy when people talk about smelly armpits. Moreso than people talking about puking or shitting.

 

I don't even know that there's any overly embarrassing facts about me to be honest.

At least none that I can think of off the top of my head.

Right now, all I can think of is that I watch Grey's Anatomy.
That's about it for the time being.

 

Ill Lick a girls armpit.. now go uke:

 

hahahaha! I have done that before

 

..why? ...just....WHY??

 

I haven't, but.... I would, if I had any reason whatsoever (ie. her asking... ESPECIALLY her asking, in fact )

ONLY if she wasn't wearing deodorant.... that would taste all bitter and chemically... probably burn your fucking mouth.

It's just no bid deal, sweat doesn't bother me at all.

If I'm really stressed or scared, after a few hours I smell pretty bad. But that's actual chemical/hormonal changes that cause that, it's different.

Why does it bother you? I kind of like the smell of light sweat, if it's not on someone who repulses me or anything.

 

Duck, I almost forgot, your t-shirt was fine if it was this kind

 

I still get random spontaneous boners like a teenager...Its both a curse and a blessing.

 

I looove Babar

 

I dont like babar...mais j'aime bien les Barbapapas

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax8nJqh2P2o

 

sti que c'est bon d'la barbe a papa

 

I watch Spongebob and have seen every episode at least 2 times (well, not recent ones since I don't have cable)

 

My body chemistry kill deodorant. The difference between me using deodorant and me not wearing it is if I don't wear deodorant I may start to smell a little in about 2 hours. If I am wearing deodorant under the same conditions I'll start to smell funky in about 3 hours. I've pretty much given up on the deodorant thing anyway. The funny thing is I'm not embarrassed by it. I think that America has developed into culture of pussies who are afraid of our natural scents and body hair.

Did you know that one of the first diagnostic tests was smelling someone? There are certain disorders that can change a humans scent. Have you ever noticed how certain things change your natural scent. If you drink too much of one thing (especially Tequila) you will smell like it the next day. I went through a period where I was eating scrambled eggs with curry powder in them for breakfast every morning and my dad told me I smelled like an Indian Restaurant.

I think it's sad that humanity has forgotten what it is supposed to smell like and that we feel the need to hide it under chemicals that make us stink pretty.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

I prefer Nils Holgerson above Babar and Barbapapa any day. I don't see how that is embarrassing though so excuse me