Embarrassing facts about yourself

Both of those things are amazingly adorable. I just wanna squeeze you!

Okay, hmm, I'm embarrassed about how young I look. :sunny:

 

Im embarrassed by not having done my lab report for school

 

I've gone on some serious hard drug binges that I'm not proud of. although that's the way it had to be and I wouldn't have it any other way. anyway I'll admit that they were fun.

 

II like the cars the cars that go boom

 

i sometimes cum without any friction on my cock from anal sex

 

Nice^

 

don't have a drivers license

 

i had to have 11 teeth pulled

 

Alot of the time, I'm uneasy around the other humans.

 

O.K. I've nearly posted on here bfore but chickened out. You can have this. I'm so besotted with a woman who works in the library i go too that when i think about her sometimes I well up and get tearful.

 

Awww that's so sweet. Why don't you ask her out?

 

very seldom do people reply to my posts on facebook

 

I want to do a backflip so bad, I been trying to do this for 2 years now

 

I always get a feeling like I want to climb on things, I wish I was a monkey and could swing through the trees..

I don't know if this is embarrassing, but Dreams' post made me think of it

 

Whenever I'm on top of a tall building or mountain I have the urge to jump.

Just to finally feel what it's like I guess?

 

I love the smell of rust..

 

Im a certified head doctor

 

It's not the fall that hurts. It's the abrupt stop at the end.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

I love the smell of fried electronics

 

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. It smells like........Like victory.

Stay Brown,
Rev J