Embarrassing facts about yourself

Lmao awwww good dad^ my dad would've walked away from me as I asked him to take me and acted like it never happened

 

I do this in public my reflection and I have a complex relationship

 

when Im shopping I make funny faces at kids when their parents arent looking

 

did he sing I like candy? :love:

 

I do the same shit too, all they do is stare at you like your an alien:2thumbsup:

 

when I do it they usually laugh or at least smile :leaving:

 

One time in my soccer game it was my turn to kick off, and i kicked it really hard...

In the wrong direction

Was one of the most embarassing moments of my life at the time lol everyone was laughing at me. I mean everyone.

 

one time in grade 8 gym class we were doing the high jump and when i landed my donker slipped out of my shorts...Im pretty sure the pole girl saw it

 

I got the worst score in almost everything in gym class.

Except the high jump and the push up test.

 

i skipped gym 90% the time. 90% the people that went to gym today are not in the shape Im in.. sucks to be them.. They should of cut class and smoked weed. Might of gotten more exercise walking in the woods like I did..

 

I'm sure. His sister Leslie was one of the opening acts and their mom was a backup singer. That's about all I remember. Haha. That, and I remember I made my best friend laugh while he was drinking water and he spit it all out all over the back of this guy in front of us. God, that was SO funny.

 

It was my birthday present. My brother and mom were going to go, too, but my poor brother got the stomach flu the day before we went. And then we drove home that same night and got back in at about 5 AM. My dad's still the greatest, too.

 

Me too! They smell like fritos.

 

I skipped so many classes my teacher gave me a pass just to get rid of me ..and he even told me that lol..up here we only needed 1 phys ed credit on our record

 

Haha, we had to have one and a half and I got super lucky both years and ended up with coaches who gave up when we refused to participate. I think I spent the entirety of all 3 semesters listening to my CD player in the bleachers and watching the cat fights that happened pretty regularly.

 

omg..please tell me the fighting girls were wearing sweat pants and tank tops

 

I like to fart in my hand and then sniff the captured air sample

 

I'm not sure if this is that embarrassing but I watch babar, a children's show based on a book. I love it though. Makes me happy. And its kind of trippy that an elephant lives with some old lady and wears human clothes.

 

I like sniffing my ball sweat late into the day when I go to scratch em (or whack it)

 

I like this thread, it makes me feel normal