Embarrassing facts about yourself

I prefer vaginal

My three-year-old niece recently developed the same fear, seriously.


I don't have any embarrassing facts really, I eliminated embarrassment from my catalogue of emotions when I was about 15. But...

One time when I was in grade 1 my best friend and I were playing on the play structure in the morning before class began. He fell off right into a mud puddle and got super embarrassed. Every one laughed at him except me. As we were going inside he shit his pants because he was so upset. He went to the office to phone his mother to bring him new pants.

When I got to class everyone was talking about how his mother was bringing him new pants because he fell in the mud, but I told people that he needed new pants because he shit himself. When he got back to class everyone looked at him and started giggling because of what I had said and I got really embarrassed for him.

 

My friends Charlotte & Andy got married,full church service.
They know I play guitars,and they've only ever seen me on a stage giving it 'full on' rock,laying off power-riffs and generally riding the crowd's atmos as I burst their ears.

They've seen me many times in my bike leathers,getting my knee down on the twisties,powering past lines of traffic,pulling wheelies,etc etc.

They all know I drive a bloody great big truck,swear,get into fights,don't 'toe the line' and am a bit 'rough & ready'.

They all turn up at the church,Andy,Charlotte,parents,bridesmaids,ushers,LOADS of my friends,mates,neighbours,all wondering why I wasn't there....and find me,hair brushed,freshly shaved,fully kitted in suit & tie,as........[I can't bear to say this].....church organist.

STFU!

In my defence-the usual organist had to visit her dad in hospital and Rob [the vicar] phoned me in distress with four hours to 'kick-off'.

I'm in all the videos they took inside the church-forever caught as 'Mr Wholesome'.

CRIIIIIINGE!

 

Hahahahahhaha

 

I can't think of anything overly embarrassing about myself to be honest.

I guess the only thing I can attribute to that, is that I watch Grey's Anatomy. That's about it.

 

I like the smell of my dogs paws.

 

I love the first two Robocop films...there I said it.

 

My dogs feet smell like corn chips.

Men in black is my favorite movie

 

I've been listening to this song all morning

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Pq0xYr3L4&feature=related

 

Im socially inept

 

I pee sitting down

 

I like Korn.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

I couldn't fall asleep without sucking my thumb well into my teen years. I finally stopped when I first started having sex and falling asleep next to a guy.

I win.

 

hehehehe

dirty thoughts.

 

With friends like lunar, who needs enemies?:love:

 

:rofl:.

 

Me too

 

This doesn't embarrass me, but I thought I'd share it because perhaps it's strange.

I sometimes make funny faces at myself in the mirror, like after brushing my teeth or shaving, while washing my hands. I'll make goofy/cartoony faces.

 

:smilielol5: :rofl: :bigcry: :smoking:

 

Ha! I think I can actually one-up this by just a slight bit. The second of 3 concerts I've been to was a Nickelodeon music festival with Aaron Carter headlining when I was 14. My dad took me and my best friend (a gay guy) on a four hour trip to see the concert and we were the oldest kids there. It was pretty lame. lol