Embarrassing facts about yourself

i can never have enough cosy socks..

 

socks are like straight jackets for your feet :willy_nilly:

 

i,m an addict, any pain pill, or dope,,weed,,beer/LIQUER ahh wadaya gonna do fuck it..

 

Hehe what did they say??

 

When I was in 1st grade and ask my teacher to go to the bathroom, she said no , so I ran up and punch her in her breast. She was sitting down. After that punch i knew i was a lesbian because I aim for the breast.


I definitely got in trouble for that

 

I just had a great orgasm by my self

 

Amend this immediately:2thumbsup: If you're not in it, you can't win it.

 

In and out, technically speaking.

But...have we ever spoken technically?

I'm happy with in. : D

I think I'm embarrassing. That's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed by all kinds of embarrassment. I've got to somehow put an end to embarrassment. Shame is too shameless a state to ever remain.

 

lucky

 

I suppose

 

well the one was a few weeks ago :biker:

 

I own a straight edge t-shirt and wristband.

 

I have a phobia of pictures of spiders. I have no problem with spiders and will actually let them crawl on my hands but i will avert my eyes from any image depicting them. Not as much embarrassing as it is embarrassingly bizarre.

 

Hehehe ...I couldn't resist : D

 

Ok, so you know I'm not a total bastard, I've humanized him a little for you in paint : )

 

I shave with Bactine.

 

I really like crunk-core. Yep, I said it.

 

every once in a while i shave that section between my eyebrows

 

Better than sporting the unibrow.

 

its every week for me...

I have a cyst on the end of my tailbone. Its starting to hurt and I refuse to get it drained..