Embarrassing facts about yourself

I felt accomplished when I got an invite to Google+

 

I never smoked in my life

 

I knew Fingermouse was a witch.

My brother once had a wart and got rid of it quickly by strapping banana peel to it. Not very convenient, but it worked.

 

I am a cock fiend

 

Me neither. *high fives*

I have a terrible memory.

 

Why's that embarrassing?

 

damn I shown my face, and now I got that award thingy..

 

I know its not embarrassing but I use this thread for my confessions also

 

Congrats on the award thingy...

 

its because this damn camera thing popped up again and there is a two award limit so the red one got bumped to you ha

 

Oh....... so it has nothing to do with me whoring around the community...

 

That shit hurts! Fuck that, I'll wear duct tape.

 

stop licking toads and you wouldnt have that problem...

 

it doesnt hurt anywhere near as bas as the nitrogen freezing and electric burning torture machine that my dermatologist seemed to love using on me

 

I can drink one beer and have meself a fairly good buzz, cheap drunk or date I suppose....;-D

 

I had that done when I was 10, I didn't find that it hurt at all. It's just cold for a bit then there's a pinch.

 

You'd better hope GLEN doesn't see this post and decide to top your drink off. :tongue:

 

Just Read Orison Posted A Pic Of His Face, Where Is It....?



Cheers Glen.

 

my favorite song is Bennie&Jets by Elton John

 

At least it isn't "Cherry Pie" by Warrant. It could be worse.

Stay Brown,
Rev J