Embarrassing facts about yourself

I want to have sex with my teacher

 

I am pretty white. and living in southern california where everyone is dark i look albino compared to most people

 

I feel sorry for the teachers I don't want to have sex with!

 

I love me some beauty and da beast

 

I have a hair that grows on the tip of my nose ..i shave it sometimes..other times i yank it out with tweezers if its long enough but so far it always comes back

 

I knew a kid in high school who had that real bad he looked like some sort of beast like a rodent man

 

I'm so embarrassedd to come here, in public computer rooms, for that same reason. Still I cannot get away from it.

 

I'm Not...



Cheers Glen.

 

When I'm forced into a social situation with strangers, I mostly pretend to be vacuous and chatty and the kind of person with a raging social life and very few ideas...especially at the hairdressers. I use the word "like" a lot and pretend I like women's magazines and fashion. Then I feel dirty and wish I'd just been myself and I listen to a neuroscience podcast as I scurry home.

Once they asked me if I liked Cheryl Cole's haircut. I pretended I knew what they were talking about.

 

I been driving extra careful lately because i have a crotch rash and my junk is covered with cream that looks weird all white and stuff...if I get in an accident the ambulance people who cut your clothes off will be completely freaked out

 

..........:rofl: LOVING this thread, thanks for the pick-me-up guys!

I smell things even if I know they'll smell bad.

Side note--we recently noticed that our kid smells just about everything he comes into contact with and my husband and I couldnt figure out why, though we thought it was hilarious. Then one day, hubby caught me smelling the crusties from my piercing and we realized why our kid does it...cause mommy does! Lol. Sorry you had to read that, it was gross......

 

you shoulda smelled all the shit that was coming out of my infected ear piercing hole a while back. all green and brown stuff uke:

 

Eeeeeeeeew!

 

Ah i see......

Do you get "Embarrassed" at anything you do BBAD?? (I reckon you dont)

I think "Embarrassed" is a made up word like "Normal" is (There is NO 'NORM')

 

yes..just about everything I posted here is embarrassing

I only say it on the internet because I know (and hope) that Ill never meet any of you weirdos in real life so It doesnt embarrass me when I tell strangers

 

The movie weekend at bernies scared me when I was younger

 

I could post a lot more in this thread but Im holding back because some things would be even too embarrassing to tell strangers ha

 

Well not to worry,im not a wierdo

 

thats what they all say


right before they tie you up and bring out the gimp

 

pulp fiction? :sunny: