Embarrassing facts about yourself

that one was a good one not a bad one

 

The Ending of the movie Hair makes me cry..

 

I have reoccuring dreams where I really have to pee and I'm in a huge, disgusting public restroom. Like, toilet paper and shit on the floor, paper towel and tampons clogging up the toilets, no doors, stink, just the grossest bathroom you've ever encounter, and it's huge and endless. All I need is to find the toilet that is clean enough to pee in... and if I do, I wake up to find I've wet the bed. Bwah bwaaaaaah.

 

sometimes I watch animals having sex on youtube

 

Sometimes I want to dress up like Darth Vader and walk around in public.

 

Ill be Hans Solo...find a Chewbacca and a Leia and we'll head out on the town

 

Tonight when I was on my bike I pretended that I was a scout trooper flying through the forests of Endor on a speeder bike.

 

ill be Leia ..

 

I have watched probably every "turtle humps inanimate object" video on youtube. I just get super high and watch those and laugh my ass off.

 

When I leave my house I check if my door is locked like three times, then I walk down the block turn around and check my door again.

 

Sometimes I put a pillow vertically next to me while I sleep because it feels like company.

 

This one always gets me:
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khwjD-KVQ_Q

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Embarrassing Fact: I eat two meals per day. One at 5:00 am and one at 5:00 pm. Strangely, I go back to bed after my first meal and wake back up at 8:00 or so. It is probably due to taking Vyvanse, a stimulant, as well as Zyprexa, an appetite enhancer.

 

Yesterday I bought an amazing pair of Nepalese trousers at the craft market in the city. I wanted to buy 2 pairs but there was no where to try them on. I promptly walked over to where my partner was waiting (in the middle of a really packed beach front promenade by the way) dropped my skirt and put the trousers on. It wasn't until I said, great, they fit, and went to remove them that I realised that half the city had just seen me in my scanties. Was I embarrassed? Was I fuck! Was my partner embarrassed? fucking right he was!

 

II have a rape fantasy

 

I am too self conscious to be completely naked during sex.

 

I once had to go to the hospital as a young child because I refused to shit for a long time, believing that if I shit a zombie would pop out of the toilet and eat me like my cousin had told me.

 

I have claw feet.... my footwriting is better than my handwriting

 

I have NO EMBARRASSING FACTS because if someone doesnt like something i do,IT ISNT A FACT,ITS THIER OPINION WHICH MEANS SQUAT!!

 

whether or not something embarrasses you is your own opinion ...not someone elses