Embarrassing facts about yourself

I'm a girl and "hott" spelled that way seems cooler

 

I like to take off my shirt when I need to take a shit

 

I apologize for calling you a he

 

I do too I can do it better naked

 

You know, this is good to know. If we ever meet in real life and you shed your shirt, I know that I need to direct you to the nearest toilet or bush.

 

I have a hard time in face to face conversations expressing what I want to say, but online and via morse code I can ramble on for hours with this completely different confident personality....:-/

 

I am shy and don't know what to say in either case.

 

My body secretes slimey fluids.

 

That's not embarrassing dude. :2thumbsup:

 

I meant whilst shitting..not wihile holding it in


sometimes i break a sweat :2thumbsup:

it is for me..but like I said..i dont know why...my hair in general embarasses me..Im one of those guys who always wears a cap..I feel naked without it

 

Let it go, I say. Some chicks find it hot.

 

well I dont sleep with a cap on so thats ok if they find it hot lol..they can rub my head all they want if theyre laying next to me

 

Ugh, Daniel does that, too. He's growing it out now and it's SO PRETTY right now, but he's worn one of those toboggan hats all fucking summer. How the hell can you wear a thick winter hat ontop of thick long hair all summer??? Jeezus Methusala... I wear hats all winter because I love hats, but dammit, it's too fucking hot in the summer.

 

I cant wear those (we call them tuques here)...I just wear ball cap type ones year round

 

Fingermouse's comment reminds me of a conversation I had during college years with my ex-hs girlfriend. She was talking about a guy we both knew, and she said, "His hair is thinning. That excites me!"

So there you have it. Some women's view, anyhoo...

 

I pooped a hard turd and water splashed up between my legs and onto my knee..

 

Perhaps the cap is making it worse

 

nope..my brother is the exact same except 5 years advanced baldness...its genetic..he doesnt wear caps

 

Your suppose to put tissue in the toilet before u go .

 

Kinda like a safety net? Catch them turds before they splash all the water out.