Embarrassing facts about yourself

yeah mate my gf got aids within the last 2 weeks i saw her

 

that's unfortunate.

 

I watch abc family

 

I still watch smurfs if i see them on the cartoon network

 

i like to fuck suck dick untill i hurl

 

I hoard ink pens.....;-)

 

and then you can never find one when you need it?

 

I pick my nose. I mean, you NEVER get it all out by just blowing your nose!

 

use your fingers to ream it out in the shower..while you also blow

it works awesome

 

my feet stink if i dont put baby powder on them

 

i think baby powder stinks

 

Someone once told me I was F'd up as a futboll bat.....:-/

 

I usually do lol

 

I always get it all out by just blowing

 

but I bet you dont get the afternoon surprises sometimes of dried boogers stuck in your chest hair :mickey:

 

Ever since I was a child I have twisted my hair when stressed or going to sleep. I have tried to stop doing it but have never been able to.

When I had no hair for a period of time, I bought a wig so that I could still do so when trying to sleep. That wig ended up looking like a dead rat.

 

lmao never. I also don't have chest hair. It would be weird to have dried boogers in my cleavage or something...ew

 

some times I car shop and sit in luxury model cars and wipe snot in them.. but im not interested in buying any. new car smell makes me sneeze.. I just sat in a corvette today and did that so I figured Id mention it..

creepy fact. Previous Owner of corvette died at a mcds window while ordering food.

 

I was watching porn today and thought I think I might want to get peed on by like a squad of hung black guys

 

^I'm embarrassed for you.