Embarrassing facts about yourself

That's the craziest shit I've ever heard!

 

-I get discouraged too easily.

-When I get edgy, I often tear my cuticles apart.

-I went to a Nelly concert when I was 16, but thankfully I hated it and thought the opening bands were much much better than him.

-I'm a closeted pessimist; in other words I'm my own worst enemy.

 

I felt bad for the guy because his parents had abandoned him when he was young so I had been letting him stay with us. One day while I was at work, before the fake fight, he had gotten some keys cut to my apartment. So when I found this out after the fake fight happened I obviously asked for the keys back. He told me that his friend had them and that he had to go and get them. I should also mentioned that earlier that day he had gotten into a fist fight in the street and was arrested but let go for whatever reason.

So my friend and I go out to a bar that evening, the other guy goes to get the keys. He said he'd leave them in the mailbox. My friend told me that night that he'd be moving back home because he didn't want to stick around because of the psycho. So after a few hours my friend and I go home to find the door busted in, even though the idiot had keys. We go in and our shit was all over the place, not that we had much, two ceiling fans were busted, a couple lights were busted, everything had been taken out of the fridge (as in they took my food with them when they left) and one of them had pissed on the wall beside my bed. There was also, and this is the strangest thing, a porno dvd on the floor of the front entrance. The little fucker did however leave the keys in the mailbox...

My friend and I took off because we were scared shitless the guy and his friend were going to come back. My friend took a cab back to his parents place and I spent part of the night wandering around a 24/7 grocery store and the rest of it sleeping in my car in a pharmacy parking lot. The next morning I went back to a very angry landlord. The cops had been called that night because of the noise and I was told by my landlord that I'd have to pay for the damages, though I wasn't told that I'd have to move out. That day while walking around town I ran into a friend who told me that the psycho guy was arrested again that night. Apparently fucking up my apartment wasn't enough release for him because afterwards he went to his girlfriend's house and asked if he could move back in (they had recently broken up which is why he was staying with me). When she said no he beat the shit out of her and was arrested.

That night I went to a friend's place an hour and a half from mine. He came back with me, we packed my stuff into my car, I left $200 (all the money I had to my name) and my key in an envelope in the mailslot of my landlord's place and I drove out of town and never went back.

Well, I told him after the fake fight that I didn't want him staying there anymore, which is why he turned psychotic on us.

 

you should have just told the guy flat out.

 

I did, numerous times.

 

whilst holding a knife.

 

I'll remember that next time. Though when a guy is holding a baseball bat or a bottle, it isn't the best time to tell him to move out.

 

... light saber?

 

An AK-47 Would Have Got Your Point Across Better....



Cheers Glen.

 

Which leads me to another potentially embarrassing fact - When I was in high school one of the Star Wars movies came out, so 5 or 6 friends and I skipped school that day, went to Walmart and we all bought light sabers then showed up at the movie theater and had a huge light saber fight beside the line up. There were people there dressed in jedi robes and shit, two of them joined in. I fell in a fountain.

 

That's not embarrassing. That sounds really fun!

 

i went to a medieval festival, got pissed on mead

began heckling the reenactment knights

then hoped onto center field pretending to be the black knight from python - they were not happy, it was a family event.

 

do you feel lucky punk? :biker:

 

Dude. My friends and I all bought light sabers when Episode II came out and had battles in front of the school. Like...every day. Oh, we got heckled like never before, but fuck those guys, that was funner than hell. The hecklers really missed out. Those suckers were fucking strong. I had to bring a box of bandaids in my backpack because someone always ended up bleeding. I'm not ashamed of that shit at all, it was awesome.

Also, the theatre kids got to take a field trip on the last day of school to see the movie just for the hell of it. That was great.

 

My best friend doesn't treat me like I expect to be treated and I know that sounds like kinda bitchy but back when we met we both know I wouldn't tolerate this so why this person thinks this is ok now. I put up with it because we have been friends for so long and I don't feel I have any one else u. Know. I can't even go to my friend with this cause im afraid he will say something mean and piss me off and then it will be done. I should just find a new friend but I feel tethered to the one I got.

 

It's not the quantity of the friends you have dark suger, it's the quality. And it sounds like you have a shitty quality and quantity. You need to ask yourself what would make you happier in the long run, cutting this person out of your life in hopes that you'll come across a friend who does treat you how you deserve to be treated, or keeping this friend and his negativity around. There are a lot of people in the world, you know, and I know it is very hard to make friends (especially so when you are out of school), but sometimes it's worth losing one bad seed and giving a little effort to find a good one.

 

I'll be your friend suger!!! arty:

 

I feel like a wife that can't leave I mean he's not all bad there are moments that are really sweet but just not enough of them

 

can't really think of anything but after the fuck sesh i had over friday to monday i have a scab on my cock from all the friction.

 

I don't think that's from friction bud... :willy_nilly:

haha