Embarrassing facts about yourself

eeek that seems like it would hurt. I'm such a pussy. lol

 

Does your boyfriend know that you've been seeing his cat? :tongue:



Here's something that some might find embarrassing; When I was 15, and getting laid daily, during the summer break I went 3 weeks without having a shower :ack2:

 

he would if the pussy had piercings all over it..

 

I once found myself drunk, with sunglasses on and a lit cigarette...sitting in a bathtub with a beer while laughing hysterically about stand up comedy that I put on my ipod. Good times. Just get an image of that in your head....oh yeah.

If you got one worse, I'm readin'.

 

Im in a cafe and when people come next to me, I close the laptop, so people dont know im on this site.. Id be embarrassed ..

 

my gf rolled a joint with seeds in it, and I didnt say anything cause I dont want to embarrass her... so i said I rolled it..

 

I can easily beat that.


One afternoon I had started drinking at about a quarter to 5 pm. Two friends and I went out to a baseball game that evening, one in which we had to play. I brought my 5th of Jager with me and took pulls off it the whole time, finished it by the second inning. We got back to my place at about 9:00 pm where we started hitting the beer.

I have a very small recollection of this, but I ended up laying shirtless on the kitchen floor in front of the fridge, on a pile of news paper, recycle and my bed mattress I had dragged out there, quoting the movie 'Batman Returns' over and over while attemping to drink beer in a horizontal position. By the end of the night I was apparently speaking in complete nonsensical shit and the only english words my friends could make out were "fire" and "spandex".

True story.

 

I go on this site when i'm in starbucks for a short time :2thumbsup:

 

Not bad at all. I'll give it my best.

Me and friends were drinking in an elementary school playground at midnight or so. We had a whole case of Budweiser and I practically hogged the whole thing. I get completely wasted and go to the corner of the field to take a piss.

So I'm pissing and looking up at the stars. The only sound is the stream of piss as well as the ambient freeway noise that is always present. Suddenly I hear loud footsteps from behind and my friend tackles me harder than anything i've dealt with in my life. All I hear while i continue to piss myself is "Touchdown". Needed new jeans, underwear, shirt, the works.

 

hahahahahah!!!! thats awesome man, they must have had a good laugh! tried to rep you but couldnt...

 

Another time my best friend and I had tied one on hard this evening. We had been sharing an apartment with this schizophrenic kid who had a real knack for stealing and violence.


I noticed this kid going into my room to steal shit and I didn't know how to confront him about his behaviour, because if he was going to live with us (which he already had been) I had to draw lines.

So my friend and I got the idea to stage a fight about boundaries so that he'd learn that we didn't want random people walking through our apartment.

When said guy came out my friend and I decided to stage a fight in order to show him that we were strict about our personal place. My friend and I ended up beating the shit out of each other in an alley, I got a lit cigarette burned into my right eye and ended up giving my friend a black eye. We both got rocks down our pants while fighting.

The schizo kid thought that we were in a real fight, he came down and beat my friend with a baseball bat then broke a beer bottle and threatened to stab me with it.

I ended up having to tell him that my friend and I were just fucking around because we didn't want him around.

Things got worse from there...

 

Please, go on :2thumbsup:

 

( Flock of Seagulls, 1982)

When I got out of the Service in 1975 there was a new exciting FM station on the air. KZAM FM. They played a new type of music called NEW WAVE. Unfortunately New Wave only lasted about 10 years. This station morphed into something else and eventually sold out to Big Money. Thereafter they played regular rock n roll.

I LOVED NEW WAVE and still do. I think it's a shame there's not a local FM station that plays it primarily over other styles of music.

I saw The B-52s once at the Coliseum. They ROCKED THE HOUSE!!!

 

rock lobster!!!!


rock lobster !!!!


[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDZy6-fMCw4

 

Why didn't you two just kick his worthless ass out or call the cops on him?

You two need a book about Landlord responsibilities and Tenant Rights. I had a troublesome roomie many years ago. After one wrong answer too many and my stuff missing (presumed stolen) I gave him 72 hours TO VACATE.

At 72 hours I was changing out locks. Fortunately for me I never saw this bum again.

 

i smell my gauges a lot.

 

THANKS BBAD!!!

If ONLY I could find my CD of the 52s.....Rock Lobster is a great tune to hear NONSTOP on a trip cruising the freeway at warp factor 9. I loved the singer with the 3 foot high hair at the concert. (Kinda makes Kramer look like he's got a crewcut!!!)

 

I had/have this ugly mole on my leg that I shaved off once...I didn't tell anyone I did it and it wouldn't stop bleeding. I ended up losing so much blood that I passed out at my friend's wedding. I didn't realize then that cutting off some moles could make you bleed to death

I felt like such a tard...

 

Why is it OK for a gal to fall asleep after sex but if a guy does the same we suffer for it...poked in the gut, put on defensive after she starts argument, we never make pillow talk and the like???

 

One day in the early 70s I was waiting for my bus down around 3rd and Pike. A Cat Fight broke out between 2 hookers. One of them was a tall leggy blonde. She was slender and a real knockout!! The other girl was hot looking too but a better fighter. She was clearly winning as she tore Angels (the blonde) clothes off as we all stood there mesmerized by this wonderful display of hot young womanhood!!

I missed my bus. I was not the only one who missed his bus.
I didn't care.

It was without question one of the hottest things I ever saw in my life!!!