Embarrassing Facts About Yourself 2

Lost my ass virginity to a girl wearing a latex glove 2 weeks ago. Never came so much in my life.

 

+..I'm Speechless...:rofl:



Cheers Glen.

 

this deserves a rep

 

i got super drunk and puked infront of this guy i really like a couple days ago.. lol

 

When I used to do drugs I did not care for females at all really. I had a crush here and there but that was it.
I lost my virginity to a girl who wanted me really bad. She was at my house and in my bed, I was drunk and had condoms so I figured I'd get it over with.

After that I had sex with her a couple more times but only if I was not under the influence of drugs. If I had drugs I wouldn't want anyone near me.. I was very isolated.

Drugs can whack out your sex drive among well, everything else.

Now that I am not using any substances my sex drive is extremely high.
When I have a sex partner I cannot stop having sex.. it gets out of hand.. and into vagina hehehehe

You are just nervous about the whole thing and making it a much greater deal in your head ie: a mountain out of a mole hill.

There are many factors in why this is so for you. The three that you mentioned are some.

I don't really have any advice for ya. Things are going to happen the way that they will.




My embarassing fact about myself.. I was racking my brain and then remembered an experience I had a couple weeks ago with a guy who I thought was my friend.. I also thought he was straight too.

Anyways he ended up giving me head. I couldn't cum..

I was glad to have confirmed to myself that I am really, really not interested in men, and he is an attractive guy too. I wish he would have went about it in a different way though, if he had I'd still want to be friends with him.

He's extremely dishonest about everything though I've found out and that isn't what I want to be around.

That whole situation that night was embarassing to me.. and when he kissed me.. god that was the grossest part. Like a horse tongue going in my mouth.

I recall the first time when I got drunk, a friend of mine and another kid my age jammed their tongues down my throat while I was dying on my other friends couch. I recall how gross kissing them felt.

And a mouth on a penis in general does feel good and this guy had definitely sucked some penis in his time but I just could not get into it.
I wanted to imagine that it was my ex g/f but couldn't do it.



Typing of penis that reminds me of an embarassing moment I had the other day..

I was sitting on the couch with my grand dad and mother.

Now my grandmother got me some peanuts to grow and I planted three of them and have three small plants and they are doing ok.

Anyways my grand dad asked, "How's the penis?"

I almost shit myself and couldn't believe what I thought I had heard.

My mom looked at me in disbelief and my grand dad was kind of embarassed I think.

He was asking "How's the peanuts?" but it sounded like penis to me.

Q: How's the penis?

A: Ahh it's hanging on there.


I'm delirious.

 

I use to be the same way last year , when I was 15.
I sleep with alott of guys cause I was so insecure & i craved loved & attention.. & mostly care . I wasnt recieving any from my parents so ,
I found ways to get it..
Its something you have to overcome that you haven't quite got over yet in
your life.
Find why you allow people to belittle or make you addicted .. find the root of your problem.
After you do that, You will be happy.
Trust me, I did alot of what you did.
Even though this is a late post..
I just wanted to let you know since I came by this , that
YOU ARE NOOTTTTTTTTT alone ..
Stay strong , AND YOURE NOT AN UGLY PUPPY.

 

*GASP*
I do that too..
You're totally not alone.
I feel crazy when I do that..
I use do it when I was little too.
I thought I would grow out of it , but I haven't .. It's soo much fun
Does that make us crazy ? :/
lol .

 

Me too >.<

 

Since I read everybody's .. Guess I'll list some of own.. :/

1) I can be loud & fun one day then shy the next..
2) I'm socially awkward around family members , but not my friends?
3) I enjoy talking to myself when I'm bored.
4) I play out characters I daydream or think about when Im super bored or alone for fun..
Like I'll have a full blown act or play by myself.. It's kinda creepy & crazy , but its fun.
5) I remember funny conversations , I've had with friends & bust out laughing when Im alone- LIKE "in tears laughing" ...
6) I'm super paranoid when I'm alone( I keep a knife by me .. I feel like someone is gonna rape me or something.. smh)
7) I'm in love with the action of sex.
8) I always end up going out with manipulative assholes.
9) I like pain.. Like someone to hit me :/ Is that a phobia ?
10) Half my friends are super judgmental and say rude things to me , but I still hang out with them.
11) I let people use me.
12) I love people , who don't love me the same or equally..& I know that.
13) I put up a front like little things people say don't hurt me , but I die inside..
14) I hold grudges , I hold stuff in & blow up later about it..
15) I'm obsessed with astrology.
16) I like being noticed by people but , not put on the spot.
17) My fear is death & I worry about it almost everyday , likee hmm . I could die while writing this sentence.
18)When I go to school & 1 boy flirts with me I feel pretty - If no one flirts with me , I feel like crap that needs to be flushed.
19) If I feel to full I make myself throw up until that bloated feeling is gone.. :/
20) I eat once or twice a day to keep my shape , If someone makes me eat more , I throw it up ..
21) I cry in the shower.
22) I get nervous fast. :/
23) Bad experiences of my past replays in my head.
24) I constantly try to find myself because I don't know who I am or how I should be..
25) I feel like I never quite "fit in"
26) I belittle myself in comparison to people.

.. I could go on forever , but I think I should stop now at 26.
Someone reading this probably thinks I need to be checked into a ward >.<

 

I like to touch myself in other people's homes

 

I dont swallow bubble gum anymore

when i was a teen i had to shave some out of my ass hair...it was stuck so good that complete removal was the only option


this may or may not be true..i will never tell

 

:rofl: my guess is that its true :blush5:

 

I only wash my hair maybe once every 2 weeks.
I have extreme anxiety about the future, even though I'm the most chill person in all other regards.

 

^ Not alone.. Except for the hair-washing

 

I went to camping with my mother, 2 friends and other family when I was age 15 (I remember clear).

I was hungry, and my mother said, yes there is candies inside the tent. I ate 9 and maybe 12 (I can not remember this number) fruit fibre, or laxative cubes. I thought this was just fig candies, though I remember it also had strange taste after eating.

So, some time later in night time, I came out of the tent and could not stand from this terrible feeling. My mother was afraid, because no people can think what is wrong. Then it was noticed, I had eaten this full packet of fibre cubes. I am shouting at my mother to drive very fast to the bathroom, now I am on the ground with such terrible feeling, but she is laughing so much, she cried and could not drive the car.

It was so embarrassing, but now we always laughing about it!

 

1. I've never had my first kiss, so I think it might be awkward once it finally happens.
2. I'd love to go on adventures and travel all around the country, but the thought of it frightens me.
3. I act like an old lady as opposed to a teenager.
4. I think Bob Ross is just super cool.

 

i got super drunk and puked in a few different subway stations..

 

i still sleep with the light on and now my friends never want to stay over.
i fart like a trooper.
the first one night stand i had i got so absolutely blind drunk i pissed the guys bed (he never called again - must of been something i said)

 

im wearing a nose strip thing right now.. those things that remove blackheads. lol

 

They still have those!!!!!!! I want that sooo bad where do I get it! I thought they stopped making it because it makes permanent little holes in ur noes. I would watch the commercials with girls from the wb talking about how they feel clean now and that it looks like a porcupine lol.