Embarrassing Facts About Yourself 2

I watch Dance Moms and am disgusted, but proceed to watch episode after episode.
Also my face twitches, even more so when someone is staring at me. You know those movies where the guy protagonist is crazy about some chick and he stares at her and she is utterly beautiful and perfect? I would be that chick, but instead of being the aforementioned qualities be twitching incessantly. Now that would be a movie...

 

So would 100% of the guys out there if they could, thats a gift my friend.

 

Me too.

You never DO get teh conversation you planned, though, do you?? The rotten swine never actually say the things they're meant to ...

 

You have to plan for a couple different scenarios, and then if it still isnt going towards any of them you have to steer it towards one of the scenarios in your head...sometimes you even have to adjust one of your comebacks to fit the current conversation. That sucks though because if he says what you expected him to later on you cant have the same comeback twice.

Oh yeah I do that to.

 

I went to a check up at the doctors recently and I was wearing a long valor tiger skirt. When I left the restroom and walked across the clinic a pretty blond woman whispered to me. "Your dress is hiked up and everyone can see your Butt honey." Of course I had underwear on but it was still very embarrassing and the place was packed. It reminded me of a time back when I was nursing my son and I walked into a convenience store with my large breast exposed. That time no one told me and so when I walked back to the car my ex husband and his buddy were laughing their heads off at me.

 

Embarrassment is tied into ego and all that which I won't go into.

I'm terrible at math. Can't multiply or divide very well.

I pick at my thumbs with my index fingers.

Don't know but sometimes I think I'm a sociopath or something. I feel that taking advantage of a person is inherently wrong but it didn't stop me from stealing to suit my needs in the past, etc. I haven't done it in years but...
I'm the nicest person you'll meet and at times I can keep ice cubes in my mouth (pretty self explanatory lol)

A total mass of contradictions. I'm a hippie at heart yet I'm also a hardcore punk at heart.

I'll admit, I can be a total snob at times. You know the show Frasier? How they eat and their furniture, taste in music? I'm kind of like them. In ways. My life has been spent eating fine foods, the best furniture, music, big homes. But I hate expensive clothing so I just wear t shirts and jeans.

I won't say I'm cheap but I'll say I'm well off and I only buy the essentials (food, toiletries, gasoline, etc). The good things I do have last a long time and I'm a person who feels less is better.

If I walk into a room I immediately know what is in it and who is in it. I've pondered it. It's instinctual not paranoia, I've been vigilant and observant since I was a little kid.

I take myself and this existence too seriously sometimes.

 

I always! fall in love with men I can't have...married, in a relationship, met on hipforums lol...wtf...guess that's why I ve been alone for so long.


edit: hmmm maybe this belongs in the whiners forum lol