Elongating the tongue?

Discussion in 'Body Modification' started by GoingHome, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. GoingHome

    GoingHome Further Within

    Messages:
    531
    Likes Received:
    35
    Does anyone know how/where this can be done? I've heard of certain "rockstars" having it done, but was curious about the cost/contraindications.
    Thanks.
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    33,634
    Likes Received:
    6
    you cut that...I dunno what its called....flesh- line thingy underneath your tounge.
     
  3. GoingHome

    GoingHome Further Within

    Messages:
    531
    Likes Received:
    35
    Can this be done at home? What if my tongue flops around in my mouth like a goldfish afterwards?
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    33,634
    Likes Received:
    6
    hahaha, that I dont know......I have heard of it accidentally being slit...but not sure of any more details than that.....I would consult some professional before cutting something that could very well have a pretty decently sized blood vessel in it.
     
  5. stonr

    stonr Member

    Messages:
    963
    Likes Received:
    0
    NOOOOOOOOO, DONT CUT UR TOUNGE no, stop dont. theres veins and tendends down theres. ive had my web pierced and ya. trust me DONT CUT IT. if u really want it done consult A PROFESIONAL.
     
  6. deadonceagain

    deadonceagain mankind is a plague

    Messages:
    3,124
    Likes Received:
    13
    defintily DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME,
     
  7. Fjolnirsson

    Fjolnirsson Member

    Messages:
    221
    Likes Received:
    0
    LMAO!
    I can only imagine the headlines in the local paper.....
    Man Severs Own Toungue In Attempt At "Rockstar Toungue".........
    LMAO!No, really. It's an astonishingly bad idea. Please, if you feel this procedure may enrich your life in some way, have a pro do it. Just my .02.:p
     
  8. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Messages:
    34,146
    Likes Received:
    21
    It requires an operation which will probebly cost a dime or two.
     
  9. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    Messages:
    7,015
    Likes Received:
    1
    Just keep sticking it out really far.
     
  10. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

    Messages:
    19,815
    Likes Received:
    6
    Get it pierced so ou can get a get grip on it, and stretch the fucker. :D Do it a good long time, every day. :D Over time it will stretch out and be longer. :D
     
  11. GoingHome

    GoingHome Further Within

    Messages:
    531
    Likes Received:
    35
    Yes, I've looked it up at BME and streching seems to be the only real way to elongate the TONGUE. Cutting just increases mobility, which is nice but I'm not into paying 500 or 1,000 dollars to some rich fucker. Maybe I can get my local veterinarian to do some work on the side.
    The problem now is that i don't want metal in my mouth...I find it unappealling...completely Un sexual...I just want a big ol' tongue....so...I'll have to devise another way to strech it...
    I'll keep you updated.
     
  12. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

    Messages:
    4,343
    Likes Received:
    57
    Frenulectomy. If you get your frenulum clipped more, you'll be able to stick your tongue out farther, because it's not stuck to the bottom of your mouth.

    I have a problem where it's attached to the very tip of my tongue and I can't even stick my tongue out past my lip.

    If you attempt to do it yourself, I hope you slip and bleed to death.
     
  13. GoingHome

    GoingHome Further Within

    Messages:
    531
    Likes Received:
    35
    Ditto kiddo.
     
  14. Wolf_Bloodfang

    Wolf_Bloodfang Member

    Messages:
    119
    Likes Received:
    0
    For the record, gene simmons did not elongate his tounge, its natural....
     
  15. GoingHome

    GoingHome Further Within

    Messages:
    531
    Likes Received:
    35
    that BASTARD.
     
  16. GoingHome

    GoingHome Further Within

    Messages:
    531
    Likes Received:
    35
    I want a HUGE tongue.
    I want a cows tongue transplanted into my mouth.
    I want to be able to lick my own face.
    I will not be happy until my tongue doesn't fi...awww fuckit.
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice