El Niño In California

It's been an El Niño again this year in California which means it's been really cold, even dipping into the low 40s. Anyone have any tips or tricks on how I can survive the rest of the winter? I wake up frozen everyday. My weiner even ascended into my groin/lower stomach area today. Might go to urgent care down the street to get it checked out, but being New Year's Eve idk if they're open. I might also buy a heated blanket

 

Lol just wear layers . Maybe get a balaclava

 

stuff an el gato down your pants..

 

I wear a hat to bed. Extra blankets. etc. :sunny:

 

I might have some beanies left from my snowboarding days.

Should head down to Mexico until spring comes..

 

I think you'll find you're more comfortable with one than without. I slept well last night with my Timberland beanie.

 

I don't know... Maybe grow a pair.

 

Like I said my weiner ascended into my stomach along with my testicles. It was a crisp 46 when I woke up this morning.

 

Sounds like a heat wave... Grow a pair.

 

The El Nino-(is that an ampersand on the n? How did you do that?)---in '97 was about rain, not necessarily about cold. They need RAIN& SNOW.

 

I'm on my phone so it auto corrected to it lol. It's rained a few times the past 2-3 weeks but not much.

 

Im in Southern California. Bring it on.

 

an ampersand is this thing: &

the accented ñ is alt + 0241

 

Thanks mane----fergot ma' schoolin'------------- in 2 years-----60 years outta' HS and 58 outta college!! Mama-P Fucker!!

 

el nino actually results from global climate change. i mean their happening more often does. which had already started before the first time i heard the term el nino as a weather phenomina. though i'm guessing it may have happened a few times before the first time i heard it. not real sure if it did or not. has to do with mid ocean warming putting more water vapor into the air.

 

What part of California? (Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz = Good night , sweet prince).

 

Southern

 

I would store up some memories of this cold weather if I were you, for when you guys roast next summer.

 

115 degrees I can deal with. I have for the last 20 years or so. It's the 40 degrees I can't handle ;p

 

Nut up, bruh. Low 40's sounds like a heat wave.