eh fucken santa clause

Usually put the deccies up 10 days before Christmas. Haven't got the faintest clue on what to buy anyone this year!

 

Ironing board covers
xerox paper
smelly soap baskets from bodyshop

You cannot go wrong with these gifts.

I have not got decs up yet but may improvise on the christmas tree front. May buy a christmas tree.

 

6 weeks to go man years flown over and santa clause did exist and his spirit lives on .......... GOOGLE IT ....... way things are gonna these bosses will have you working christmas day if they thought they could get away with it " pick your cards up " yeah man yer scrooge bastards .........only cards i"ll be sending this christmas .

 

I have to restrain myself right now!! I always wanna put up my tree so early

i want it up now I always put it up in november.. I like the pretty lights

 

stick yer deccys up yer miserable bastards ...........its christmas ......cue slade

 

have you done your christmas drinks list yet ? what will you be getting merry on ? will you be leaving a glass of sherry on mantle piece for santa? have you started to go crackers yet?

 

gift vouchers are pretty cool but not really the sames as unwrapping presents.

 

Decorations rise 10 days before Christmas. Christmas cake cooked last month, every weekend a wetting with brandy occurs. 3 grandchildren dealt with and 2 nieces, plenty more to go.

 

Christmas chaos is just a few weeks away. santa claus is non existent. I love breaking it to children that santa is a figment of their imagination Nah, I am not that cruel.

 

santas real yer daft twwwwwat like i said google it man bet your one of them ebeneezer miserable fuckin scrooge head bahhhhhhhh humbug things send them to the workhouses and flog the little scroats . mend your ways scrooge ........give bob scratchhisballs crachet a pay rise .

 

christmas puddings man do you like ?.....bit heartburny for me like but sod it its christmas "nothing like sitting in yer chair thinking jeez am having a heartattack man and holding yer tit ( what the fucks all that about ) then someone reminds you that you have eaten a weeks shopping in one day greedy bastard .man we should get a free packet of rennie with our xmas puds .......puds and rennie man ...........their will be many reaching for the rennie .........:santa2:

 

Santa clause doesn't exist. It is a figment of your imagination Pfs. I mean can you imagine someone going down a chimney pot? Nowadays we don't have chimneys. We have central heating

 

look for the last time santa clause did exist and his spirit lives on instead of fuckin arguing with me fuckin GOOGLE IT and people who dont have chimleys are cunts .

 

Does anyone like have santa clause welcome signs outside their front garden

I used to have one a few years ago but sadly it rotted away.

 

some of us dont have gardens man were posh we have allotments

 

mince pies man yay or nay ?

 

and more to the point what have yer got me for christmas :santa3:

 

Ever heard of magic ?

 

Mince pies are delicious, especially with Cornish clotted cream, hhmmmmm.

 

A prayer at the carol service.