Johanna has joined the conference. manish_rathore60 has joined the conference. Ed: heyhey manish Johanna: Hello manish manish_rathore60: ya Johanna: I'm ed's mother manish_rathore60: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii Ed: ya, this is my mommy Johanna: I hear you wanna marry my daughter? manish_rathore60: hi manish_rathore60: ya Johanna: Why? manish_rathore60: hello mam Ed: manish, mummy's asking why you wanna marry me manish_rathore60: coz i love her on my first meet Johanna: Yeah manish, what are your intentions? How do you plan on making her happy? Ed: yeah Johanna: Isn't that when she told you to fuck off? Johanna: You like that kind of stuff, huh? Ed: he likes it kinky manish_rathore60: mumma she make me full manish_rathore60: so iam annoy Johanna: How? She doesn't even cook Ed: i'm a terrible cook Ed: i can't even boil water Johanna: Like mother like daughter manish_rathore60 has left the conference. ahahha Ed: how do you like mummy manish? Ed: she says she won't let me marry you if you don't talk to her manish_rathore60: hey manish_rathore60: pls i tell u open yr cam manish_rathore60: 1st Ed: i don't have one manish_rathore60: than i beleive on u Ed: mummy won't even let me unless you IM her! manish_rathore60: so Ed: IM her manish_rathore60: hey say yr mumma Ed: kozmicblue1984 ... Ed: mummy's here Johanna: Welcome back manish manish_rathore60: ok Johanna: You do want to talk with your future mother-in-law, don't you? manish_rathore60: u speak pls manish_rathore60: i waana Johanna: SO manish... You didn't answer my question yet. How do you plan on making my daughter happy? Johanna: What do you think about poop? Ed: yeah, we have a big thing about poop, us finns manish_rathore60: hey manish_rathore60: u pls beleive on me Ed: how are we supposed to know manish? Johanna: You have to prove us that your intentions are right manish. Johanna: Are you a wholesome young man manish? Ed: yeah....you could be a creepy lonely loser and all. Johanna: Manish, you're not being very co-operative. Ed: MANISH manish_rathore60: hey pls only cam 2 cam Ed: get yer ass in here NOW Ed: .... Johanna: Manish, how many kids do you want? manish_rathore60: mumma pls try 2n understand Ed: yeah....i have a small cooch, i don't want kids Johanna: What am I supposed to understand manish? Johanna: I sure hope you're better at kissing than at talking manish manish_rathore60: ok Ed: Johanna: Answer my questions manish Ed: well manish, have you ever kissed a girl? manish_rathore60: ask Ed: or a boy? Johanna: How many kids do you want? Johanna: How do you feel about poop? manish_rathore60: 2 Ed: i want 0 Johanna: Wrong answer manish Johanna: I can't let her marry you now manish_rathore60: poop? (HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA) manish_rathore60: ok manish_rathore60: bye Johanna: You could marry me instead Ed: yeah, marry mummy manish Ed: then we can be brother and sister Johanna: You could be ed's new dad manish_rathore60: iam sorry 2 say that iam not yr type Johanna: Why not? Ed: oh wait...oops Johanna: We need to talk about biology some more eddie Johanna: You're breaking my heart manish Ed: sorry mummy Johanna: I forgive you my child Johanna: Don't you understand the meaning of poop? Johanna: Manish? Johanna: I'm disappointed in you manish Ed: me too Ed: how can you not understand the glory, the intensity, the scent of poop?! Johanna: I can't let you marry him, ed. He's not good enough for you. manish_rathore60: how would i know manish_rathore60: its up 2 u Ed: you do it everyday manish manish_rathore60: mumma Ed: how would you not know about it? manish_rathore60: ya Ed: POOP manish, POOP! manish_rathore60: pls help me 2 knowing them Johanna: Well poop is what comes out of your arse Ed: it's brown usually... Johanna: The smelly brown substance Ed: it goes in the toilet manish_rathore60: bye Ed: noooo manish_rathore60: its allover Ed: you don't love poop? Ed: why?! Johanna: Don't leave us manish Johanna: What's wrong with you? manish_rathore60: why i dont Ed: how can you break our hearts and poop? Johanna: manish_rathore60: ican t Johanna: I'm sad now manish_rathore60: bye Johanna: You've made mumma cry manish_rathore60 has left the conference. ahahahaha oh jesus pome eating christ...hahahaa...this was sooooo funny...
Ed: hey manish...do you like my mum? Ed: i kinda got the impression you didn't manish_rathore60: its yr fault manish_rathore60: why u ask that q Ed: what? manish_rathore60: i dont like yr mother question Ed: why? manish_rathore60: dosent matter Ed: do you not like poop manish? manish_rathore60: bye HHAHAA
manish_rathore60: bye Ed: what?! manish_rathore60: bye nahi samajti Ed: what's nahi samajti? manish_rathore60: mai janta hu tum hindustani ho Ed: what?! Ed: i ain't no hindu ho biatch! Ed: what's that mean?! manish_rathore60: kuch nahi Ed: WHAT?! COOCH?! manish_rathore60: pata nahi Ed: what's that mean manish manish_rathore60: tum sab samajti ho Ed: you better quit givin me that voodoo shit Ed: translate at once. manish_rathore60: hey cam 2 cam only Ed: not until you translate all that bullshit manish_rathore60: pls othrwise dont rite Ed: i will. tell me what you said manish. manish_rathore60: if u love me or respect me Ed: if you love or respect me tell me what all that shit meant manish manish_rathore60: n ill tell u iam ritr nothing wrong manish_rathore60: its hindi Ed: what's it mean dumbass? manish_rathore60: this is not bullshit Ed: (insert laughing face here...cause that was fuckin hilarious..) Ed: what's it mean? haha as of now he's stopped talking
manish_rathore60: wat Ed: all that hindi BS you were spouting Ed: what does it mean Ed: manish_rathore60: bye nahi samajti Ed: manish_rathore60: mai janta hu tum hindustani ho Ed: manish_rathore60: kuch nahi Ed: manish_rathore60: pata nahi Ed: manish_rathore60: tum sab samajti ho Ed: THAT manish_rathore60: its mean u know every thing Ed: in a goode way? Ed: how do i know everything? manish_rathore60: ya Ed: hindustani ho? wtf?
ahah wtf? hindu ho lmfao manish_rathore60: \it mean u r an indian Ed: i'm not a goddamn indian, i'm WHITE Ed: WHITE DAMMIT WHITE Ed: like bread!! and plastic bags! and clouds! manish_rathore60: hey manish_rathore60: dont told me dammit again manish_rathore60: ok Ed: are you telling me what to do bitch? ahahaha
Ed: how can you not understand the glory, the intensity, the scent of poop?! Johanna: I can't let you marry him, ed. He's not good enough for you. manish_rathore60: how would i know this is the highlight i swear
He started harrassing her on yahoo. I think. And then Eddie went to see him in India. Except not really and he got upset. Poor Manish.
ahhahha indian guys have IMed me on yahoo before asking me to be their bride. apparently i look indian in my picture. some guy asked me to shit in his mouth before :H
he's not gay i don't think. fuck off jonny... Johanna: Wrong answer manish Johanna: I can't let her marry you now manish_rathore60: poop? AHAHHAH i love this part
