Eating People

MmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm Good.........

 

Homosexual cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer

When it comes to cannibalism - this is The Man


Hotwater

 

I'd eat him.:H

 

"People who eat people".... hmm.... I'm a people eater.

And Ramona, you can be the group leader, we need someone without an addiction to lead us away from it.

I've always loved "A Modest Proposal", I think reading that back when I was 15ish got the whole dead baby thing into me head.

Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight
to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is dead baby-shaped. It's not the
first time we've had this problem.Tsk tsk tsk lady, you will have to be severly punished for this.

We shalt discuss the punishment over dinner.

As we eat Britney Spears' baby!

Muwahahaha!

 

Britney Spears baby?

Yeah, I suppose it's be better than Anna Nicole Smith's anorexic baby.

That thing's just bones.

 

lol
you mustnt have many people to discuss this with do you. i love it! your posts are just so random and strange, yet insightful and mind boggling. You discuss what most would be too afraid to do. It reminds me of John Callahan-the creator of that TV show quads (you really should watch it its hilarious) here he is taking the piss out of quadriplegics-and yet he is one and not many people know that.

Anyway I think its great!

Now in answer to your post:
People do get eaten after they die anyway by bettles (alot of people think its worms that eat you after your dead but thats just fiction)

dead babies being considered a delicasy..it would be like veal really wouldnt it..

And yes it would give people a good excuse to kill wouldnt it. for food rather than for sport..you never know-someday in that world of cannabalism they may stuff other peoples heads and stick them on walls instead of deer and other creatures

 

OK, but could you walk into the market and choose the part you wanted to buy and eat, just like we buy chicken thighs or flank steak? I only ask because I know this girl who, if you threw in a cargo ship of potatos and a few planeloads of broccoli, could solve hunger in Africa. The entire continent. With just her butt.

Oh, and I'd bet that themnax has done more than "fully research" this subject.

 

I think we should eat Howard whatever the middle initial is Stern. Damn Jew.

Haha, thakn you... I tried to discuss this with my parents a while ago, they just started staring at me... I love fucking with their heads. They think that I'm crazy and hopeless as it is, so I might as well just add factors to the equation.

I would love to have Michael Jackson's head stuffed on my wall... give it like Mona Lisa eyes that always stare at people no matter on which side of the room they are, but make it look like he only stares really low... so it's like he's either looking at an adult's privates, or a child's face

 

Hahaha

Maybe Thenmax is that one cannibal guy from Germany. Fits the description... lots and lots of internet time, age and so on.

Yeah, you could buy it in the supermarket... or there will just be special licensed vendors for it. You probably have to cure human meat for a while to get all the toxins and crack residue out.

 

As leader of the baby eaters support group, I declare we meet every Tuesday and Thursday! Our meeting place each week shall be determined by blindfolding Rubin and spinning him around in front of a globe, and whatever region he falls on, we will then put up a map and play pin the tail on the Denny's. Once the Denny's has been chosen, I shall bring snacks of Sour Patch Kids and Oreos. This of course has to take place at 3 AM, because society really has issues with baby-eating. However, most people who hang out at Denny's at 3 AM have done much worse, so the time chosen is definitely most appropriate. Said meeting shall end as soon as we are kicked out of Denny's for over-consumption of coffee, and no sooner!

 

Allen. And he'd a super-skinny vegetarian. I think he'd be too stringy.

And he's not a Jew, his mother wasn't a Jew. He's half a Jew. And that ain't kosher.

 

Ramona, what's the age limit on snacks? Like, if I was feeling peckish and wanted to nibble on an 8-year-old, would that be ok?

Cuz we have one and I was thinking about a kaizer roll and some dijon mustard...

 

The word kosher reminds me of pickles. And I sure don't want to eat a pickled human anyway.

And Zoomie, Baby Eaters Etc. is only for those who think they have a problem. However, if you don't eat babies under the age of 2, we'll refer you to our sister group, PETC, People Eating Toddlers and/or Children.

 

So what makes it kosher? Does it have something to do with how they kill the pickle?

 

How about we only eat the irritating ones? The ones who use the sofa as a combination trampoline/booger depository or torture the dog by riding him around the house using his ears as reins, or insist on watching "What Not To Wear" on TLC over and over and over?

 

Yes, it has to be blessed by a rabbi before it is picked.

 

So a rabbi walks around blessing cucumbers? Does he bless any other vegetables while he's out there? How much does that gig pay?

 

Well, eating those children is just a favor to society. There are always exceptions to everything!

 

Now you know why the stereotype is that Jews have all the money...

 

Bonus! BRB, I gotta go warm up the George Foreman Grill...