Eating Butt

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by PaullyNormous, Jan 22, 2015.

  1. PaullyNormous

    PaullyNormous Members

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    It would seem I have an ass fetish. Something about the thought of putting my tongue up a girls ass bigs me goi g so fast I start acting a fool. There are a few girls I work with that are just perfect for such a venture. Problem is they would not even give me the time of day.

    I need a woman that is all for it to come and show me a good time.

    Bigger the ass the better.
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i think that in order to be perfect for the venture, a girl would have to be willing to partake in such a venture.
     
  3. Irminsul

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    Sounds like you're watching too much porn and having a hard time grasping the perception of what is true to life sex for most people. It could be a sad road to loneliness. But whatevs. I like my ass licked. ;)
     
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  4. PaullyNormous

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    I always, always, have been a big fan of the backside of the female frame. I thought I was a weirdo for wanting to stick my tongue in an asshole and then I find out it is kinda common. My wife doesn't go for it so I need a lady with a nice backyard to oblige me by sitting her arse on my face and letting me chow down.
     
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  5. mudlife73

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    the ex would have sleep sex all the time and I was rimming her for months without her remembering.....till one day we are walking down a trail and she stops.....looks at me with this face...."Did you lick my ass last night?" The look on my face must of been priceless because she was like "GROSS"......and then the next night she had a couple she told me to try a little and then from that point on she made sure to clean it real good and would shove me face down there....she could cum in a minute when I started....add a finger on her G-spot, her little vibrator on her clit with her driving and her pinching her nipple and she could cum for a few minutes...I got up and went to get another drink and when I got back she was still cuming....
     
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  6. westjp

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    I would love for a guy to sit on my face and let me lick his butthole.
     
  7. PaullyNormous

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    True, but as far as my mind sees it, in the fantasy world I live in, they are all about it. I'm fucked up, folks. But in my head, I'm a Don Mega.
     
  8. PaullyNormous

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    I think more than anything, it's because my ex-wife loved to vet her ass eaten and anal sex. I was spoiled and now I'm not. Sigh....
     
  9. danois

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    I love ass-eating/rimming! Both doing it myself and of course when someone eats out my asshole! As a bisexual I have no preferences if it's a guy or a girl! A nice smooth and well shaved/waxed ass gets me hard every timeā€¦ Even now just writing and thinking about it :)
     
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  10. footkisser

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    I regularly lick my brides CLEAN ass.
     
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  11. BrokenSafetyPin

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    Wow. I have no fucking words.
     
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    I can honestly say that in all my 50+ years, putting my tongue on someone's asshole has never been something I'd want to try, nor does it arouse me.
     
  13. PJ1783

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    Uh, at the penalty of sounding stupid: How do you get the taste out of your mouth?
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

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    i kill two birds with one stone and shove my toothbrush up her ass.
     
  15. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    there are things called dental dams that are used for safe oral sex, basically a square of latex. that's one route
     
  16. I'll Be Waiting

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    I cannot wait to eat a girl's ass! Never done it
     
  17. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Old joke:

    A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartender says "Wow 12 shots you must be celebrating something special!"

    The guy responds "My first blowjob"

    The bartender says, "Well have another shot on me."

    The guy says "Man if 12 shots doesn't get this taste out of my mouth aint nothing going to."

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
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  18. PJ1783

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    Reverent JC


    LOL
     

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