earliest memory?

looking at my father having sex with another woman beside me. or telling my mtoher he gave me a hickey

 

It was this gyno, pretty young looking, with glasses, pulling me off something really warm and comfortable. No kidding, I remember that.

 

huh? i am confused by this and if it is true and not sarcastic i am sorry

 

having diarrhea in the bathtub, sitting in the living room staring at the wall, dressing up as a bumble bee when i was three.(year of blindmelon...coincidence?)

 

yeah its true. confusion? um well... i was half awake and looked beside me and my dad and some other woman were going at it... and i remember saying, "mommy look at my neck, it's a hippie. papa gave it to me in the bath tub." I cant remember which one was before... but i remember other stuff that cannot be explained in this forum.

 

Getting my nappy changed on the changing table and looking to one side and seeing my older brother practicing marching like a soldier up and down the hallway.

 

Wow...I can't believe you all have such early memories! I remember sitting on the front steps of my mom's best friend's house. I was feeling really sad about something, but I don't know what. It might have been when my uncle died, not sure. But I was about 4. I also have memories from the same time period of the house I lived in then.