ok so about to make a kinna gross comparidon here.......so you know how if you dont use cuetips for a while and than you clean your ears it actually feels kinna good because its like scratching an itch that you dont really touch so you keep cleaning your ear and rubbing at diffrent parts of the ear feel better than others? see where im going with this like i said gross comparison but is that essentially what its like for girls having sex idk this thought just kinna occured to me
like the old joke...blind man walks by fish market every day and yells out...."Hi, girls..." ew........
First of all, it always feels good to clean your ears with q-tips. You don't have to wait a long time. At least not in my experience. But it doesn't feel that good. It's okay. You know what it's like to have an orgasm, which is what, arguably, happens to both the male and female during intercourse. I think the female's experience of sex is more akin to the man's experience of sex as far as how intense it is, rather than the female's experience being more akin to cleaning out one's ears with a q-tip. Second of all, girls have ears too and can clean them with q-tips any time they like. So I think if it's essentially the same experience for them, then girls all over the planet would be constantly cleaning their ears out. But when you think about it, girls always seem to keep a supply of q-tips around.
I was referring to the way girls experience the pleasure during sex, a man's penis being the q-tip in this instance. I was not trying to imply that the levels of pleasure were compriable
I don't know about gross comparison, totally inaccurate though. And BTW, I never climaxed from cleaning my ears.
So you started a whole thread about how putting a q-tip in an ear is like putting a dick in a vagina? A q-tip is much like a penis, but I don't see how an ear is like a vagina. So the pleasure she receives isn't the same. Is sharpening a pencil sort of like masturbating for a woman?
tbf if one has never had actual sex then one might think a qtip into an ear does closely simulate sex
This thread prompted me to clean my ears today. It wasn't orgasmic but there was a fair bit of gunk in there so hopefully the clean out sharpens my hearing because I feel I have had some issues lately.
Cleaning your ears our with a q-tip is not a good idea. "Sure, that cotton swab looks tiny enough, but it’s actually pushing earwax deeper into the ear (after shoving it off of that escalator), where it gets stuck in the parts that don’t clean themselves, he says. Earwax trapped there also brings with it fungus, bacteria and viruses accumulated in the outer ear, potentially leading to pain and infection, says Backous. Pushing earwax deeper inside can also block the ear canal, leading to hearing loss, or, if you push it even farther, a ruptured ear drum — which, if that episode of “Girls” is to be believed, seems more than a little bit painful." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/21/dont-clean-ear-qtip_n_5600401.html
This post has two things I really, really despise - huffingtonpost and Girls. But yeah, lots of experts agree with that. Same.
A fascinating thread What kind of q tips do you have? Maybe if your penis only consists out of an erect urethra.
Dont use q tips for ear cleaning! Fwiw,I recently went to the doc's as I felt my hearing wasn't the best.(I do have very small ear canals)Anyway.....I had to put olive oil drops in my ears for 2 weeks (twice daily)to soften the wax.I then went back to the doc's to get my ears syringed!Heaven! And my hearing has returned to normal. And no,in my youth I did use q tips to clean out wax (whoops)and its nothing like sex,so get that idea right out of your head Azur!
it IS good to clean them. q-tips just AREN"T the best way. there's a little soft plastic scoup you can sometimes find in the 99 cent stors and there's what's called irregation, which is like a little squeeze bulb you fill with warm water. the advantage of these is not compacting the wax. and generally doing a better job of it. and there's those little earwax kits that they have at the pharmacy, that depending on where in the world you are, you probably don't need a perscription for. the irregation method is actually safer then q-tips, except if you do it too hard or often you might get dizzy after. the little earwax kits have a little bottle of eardrops that are wax softeners, and the other thing it has is that little squeeze bulb to irrigate with.
Yep someone told me to buy an empty syringe to irrigate with,but.....as I have very small ear canals,my doc recomended the nurse do it for me.
without the needle i hope! there's a kind of squeze bottle that has a narrow tip that i used for years until i realized i was overdoing it by getting dizzy after.
