ear peircings improve your eyesight

I saw on the discovery channel that a long time ago pirates use to get ear peircings because they thought it would improve their eyesight...

 

lol when then I really shouldn't been so short-sighted, with all these ear piercings I have!

 

silly pirates, don't they know that piercings make you cool


*disclaimer: I like piercings, but mock people who get them for the wrong reasons*

 

what pirates thought and what is real are two different things

 

yes that goes for us too.. for all of us.. not just pirates... we are still learning as well... I mean for the longest time people thought the world was flat.

at the time the pirates they believed it was real(the peircing thing). to people now they don't believe it to be real.. or for most people.. i'm sure

 

Dude, I shall like.... piece all my ears then... like everywhere... even like the eardrum and shit... maybe i'll like be able to have the superman gaze...

 

hahaa haaaa..

 

i heard hitting yourself in the head with a hammer ....makes you smarter....you should try it

 

why don't you try it yourself?

 

i have...thats why i am a genius..now you try it

 

I imagine the guy with all the rings in his face from uglypeople.com that's used in a few sigs here has eagle vision

 

ummm no thanks.. I don't want to be a super genius.. haha... i like my mind the way it is.. hahaa

 

your loss.....

 

haa haaa yea i guess so... oh well.

 

Wanking does the opposite...

 

what is wanking???

 

...he means masturbating

 

ooooh ok....