Dysfunctionalities

My main one at this juncture is keeping myself fed and food in my house. I've had no food in my house for 3 weeks now and it's not a lack of money. Just a dysfunction and I suppose lack of time. Now I'm home after work and happy hour, drinking stout (that I somehow prioritized to pick up on the way home rather than food) and I'm fucking hungry. Guess I'll order pizza since I don't want to go out again and tired of being hungry. I'm considering giving a room to someone in exchange for meals and housekeeping, hard to keep it clean also. At least something to snack on. Fuuuck. Hungry.

Am I alone here? What are yours?

 

Laundry

 

Hey, me too. I still have a load in my dryer from like 2 weeks ago. And my dining room table still has the last 2 loads on it unfolded lol. I fail.

 

definitely not erectile...

 

I usually take mine out of the dryer and then just throw it back on my floor with my dirty stuff. After a few days it all gets mixed up and i just end up washing it all gain. i was talking to one of my co workers and she does the same thing

 

I really hate putting away clean dishes. Mine just pile up.

 

Mine stay in the dishwasher until my sink has a few in it, then I empty and change it over. One thing I don't really slack on it is that, I don't do roaches.. fuck all that.

That's why mine stay on the table. If I use that table for anything it's writing. Don't think I've had one meal on it. So it's the clean clothes pile.

That's good it's not fun. I've had whiskey/drug dick a few times and it's not fun. It's like come on baby just stay til the morning, I'll do you right :sunny: The good chicks aren't phased and stay because they like you, the insecure ones take it personally and go all evil.

 

Um... yeah.

 

Too proud to admit your dysfunctionalities? What if you need butter and it's not grass fed and hand churned? Lmao

 

You guys need a wife.

 

I don't know if it really counts but I'm very lazy. Once I do everything that needs to be done around the house like basic cleaning, dishes, laundry, cooking, I don't want to do anything else. I don't work out, I don't go anywhere.

 

I have a wife

 

Surprisingly enough, full-time job and all, I'm still doing a decent job keeping up the housework and keeping us/myself fed. It really helps that I work at a pizza place and have a full salad bar all day long and a pizza buffet for a couple of hours. I've been eating a loooooot of carrots. Haha.

 

i was born without ambition.

either that or i lost it early on

 

I'm not married, though. It might be a complete nightmare.

 

My biggest problem is i will start organizing then come across an old game and start playing it then 3 hours pass and nothing got done.
Or i will come across old notes i wrote and the same result.

 

I'd like to have a wife, but two things about that.

1. it's very hard to find someone loyal enough to marry, I've been close but ultimately they were just looking for stability and putting on a facade.. as soon as they think something better is an option or they can't put up with my drive and occupation, and I haven't put a ring on their finger after a year, they're gone. As far as I'm concerned I lucked out to this point.

2. it's nice to be taken care of but makes me feel weird.. I didn't have a mom that cooked and cleaned up after me and I don't expect that in a woman. For all intents and purposes, I didn't have a mom. It's been a solo mission. Ultimately I'd like to find a real partner where we push each other and help each other and do the mundane shit as a team, either that or a business arrangement. ie, I give you a nice room in a nice house and you keep the place up while I'm out paying the bills. If you want sex late at night, hit me up.

Either way, I survive. I have a belly full of pizza and wings. I might have a heart attack from it, but fuck it I did it to myself.

 

I need a good wife or two or three.

 

fuck that

i want someone elses wife....she can come visit me and do things then gtfo for a while until i need her again

 

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