Dump Your Bad Jokes Here

Greeks are so smart they know how to speak Greek even as children.

 

how about dirty jokes?

one time a pig fell in the mud.

 

Why wouldn't you want to be an Easter egg? Because you only get laid once.

 

What do you call someone in a pool with no arms and no legs?


Bob

 

Forest Gump's password:

1
4
rest
1

 

What's the difference between God and Donald Trump?

God doesn’t believe he’s Donald Trump




Hotwater

 

[SIZE=11pt]Why does the Redneck Bride wear White at her wedding? So the Dishwasher will match the Refrigerator[/SIZE]


Hotwater

 

What do black people and apple.. nvm

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

 

What did the mushroom in a matchbox say?

"There's not mush room in here!"

 

Without geometry life is pointless.

 

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

 

person 1: Loan me $20 but only give me $10 for now.

person 2; Ok. Here's $10.

person1: Now, you still owe me $10. And I owe you $10. So, we're even!

 

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn

 

If I had a penny for every time someone called me sexist...
I'd probably be earning more than the average woman.

 

I went to volunteer at the Tourette's Society yesterday but they told me to fuck off.

 

I really hate having bi-polar, it's brilliant!