Dumb shit you ate while high?

there was one time when i was hellof high
and i thought i dropped some food so i bent down to pick it up
and it wasnt food :ack:

 

it wasnt nasty or anything but one time i had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the woods with me and my friends when we were smoking. we didnt bring any water or anything so after a few bites i wasnt even able to swallow. and that started the worsstt cotton mouth i have ever had

 

Cheetos and mashed potatos.

Delicious

 

heres a no no if your eating without liquid-PORK RINDS!!!!!!!!

 

top ramen with an egg boiled in it, a teaspoon of daves insanity sauce, and some onion. i think there might have been some cheese in there too... it was bad news

 

Oh God that sounds nasty. I've seen people crack eggs into a glass a beer on The Wire and I looked it up and people actually do this.

One time I got faded and ate a whole thing of 4th of July sprinkles. The circumference was about the size of Bubble Tape Gum and it was maybe about as tall as half a soda can. That was fucking disgusting in hind-sight but it tasted so good at the time.

 

hell, that's how i normally fix my ramen; minus the onion. just make sure the egg is cooked.

strain the water, add the cheese and hot sauce, then it's a meal fix for the greek god of lightning himself as he sits upon his throne.

 

besides the onion and cheese; that's actually called Egg-Drop Soup.

 

o yea, a bag of chocolate chips and tostitos.

 

that sounds kinda good...

 

a big bowl with munchies mix, cheese, left over cheese enchiladas, cut up pieces of left over steak, put in microwave. take out stir, mix with ranch dressing. lol.. i ate the whole thing.

 

I once ate two whole tubes of Pringles

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a whole box of shortbread biscuits

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a large doner kebab

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understandably, my mouth was very very dry... so i thought it would be a good idea to 'wash it down' with a whole packet of scotch eggs

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I had stomach cramps for days man

 

latley ive been eating normal food while high, e.g sandwhiches, chips, and occasional a big bag of doritoes haha

but about a year ago me and my mates always went to this same supermarket and got raw cookie dough, whipped cream, salt and vineger chips, and sweet chilli philly dip.....

the cookie dough and whipped cream was a good mix, but after youve eatan half a roll and had a whole bottle thing of whipped cream u feel pretty sick the next morning

that the main reason i try to eat sensible munchies now

 

last night i ate a bacon cheeseburger piled with mayo and then i ate some fries and seen i didn't have any ketchup, so i just dipped my fries in mayo.
tell me how healthy that is haha

 

I'm a huge munchies/cheddar chex mix fan, but my roommate always eats the same exact things when we smoke: a box of swedish fish, a bag of pretzel goldfish, and a small bag of beef jerky...its such a random meal, but hes so consistent.

 

I've dipped fries in mayo sober :& haha. I prefer ketchup, no doubt, but it was just to see how it was!

Well, a loong time ago me and 2 friends just smoked and naturally were hungry. The friend whos house it was was putting the bong away so me and the other guy made some tortillas, or so we thought. We got out what looked to be tortilla shells, lettuce, tomato, some ground beef from some tacos a few nights ago, hot sauce, the works. Well, we put it all together, rolled it up, and microwaved them. We were eating them when my friend who was putting the bong away comes back and says, "Dude. Those aren't tortilla shells. Those are pancakes." Hahaha I swear they looked like tortilla shells! Didn't taste bad either :tongue:

 

In England they dip their fries in mayo; not wierd.
But the pancake thing... wow. Then again, I'm sure the taste isn't too different or bad, probably just really sweet

 

Fried cat food when drunk at 18.Do not try this at home!!

 

I ate my neighbor with down syndrom..
I suppose that counts as dumb shit right?