Dumb Ass

You know, GK, I think your name is Andrew.

 

Bullshit! Have you ever spent time with a gay guy? SO MUCH WORSE than chicks.

 

KR is correct.

 

Every woman needs a gay guy friend. I used to have one and we'd do aerobics together and go gay bar hopping.

 

I used to have a gay dude in my class.

He wasn't a flamboyant queer, he was cool.

But no, I haven't spent any quality time with gay guys.

 

now you need a good tranny friend


and I know someone PERFECT for the job

 

Obviously, otherwise you wouldn't be beating around the bush, and you would just go get your butt pounded, suck a few dicks, and get on with your life.

 

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

 

of course I'm right.


I've yet to be wrong.

 

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

 

if you weren't underage, I'd show you how to be a fag

 

5 more days.

 

Oh trust me, I was the definition of "fag hag" in high school. And that's what I base my previous statement on. All of them, while fun as hell, were all insane bitches. And then one was best friends with Daniel's ex-girlfriend and she had him spying on us for forever. He also spied on me and my boyfriend before Daniel for her because she had a crush on him. I've since made peace with the girl, but refuse to speak to the guy anymore. Screw him.

 

fuck, close enough



I'll shove things in you that you'd never believe would fit......

 

gay men hate me...


probably because I'm more of a bitch than them, and fuck are they bitches


....so mojo.....do you secretly hate me?

 

"Thou shalt not be anally penetrated."

-Mojo 6:15


Sorry.

 

like u have anything of that size, yeah right

 

true, I need to expand my horizons.

ok but will you swap clothes with me?

 

Dude! Didn't you read Droopy's thread?? WAIT... for pete's sake... WAIT THE 5 DAYS!!!

 

Well the ones I knew were awesome. They would answer ALL my nosy sex related questions. And I could totally get naked in front of them. And that one friend I had used to make some awesome mix CD's for me.. he had the best taste in music. Then when we'd go out clubbing he'd gather a group of his gay buddies and they would all watch out for me and protect me from the attentions of the guys who go to gay bars just to pick up on straight chicks who are there with their gay friends. No joke.. .that really happens.