I threw them in the lake after finding out that's where my ice fishing auger went. Dude, where's my dinghy?
It was confiscated by the DEA when you crossed the Rio Grande with a pound of coke Dude, Where’s my solid gold watch
Your watch is buried with Jimmy Hoffa. I have no clue where Hoffa is buried. Dude, where's my laser level?
It was confiscated by the FAA after you aimed it at a flying aircraft Dude, Where’s my executive Parker ballpoint pen and pencil set?
You can use my turpentine, that I found when cleaning up my shed, to clean and exfoliate your eye lashes. Dude, where's my Mark III dive knife?
Strawberry alarm clock will be performing at Whisky a Go Go in West Los Angeles on Saturday July 13, 2019 Dude, where's my bottle of Aquafina?
You threw it out after you finished repairing the dent left by the high-speed Hit and Run. Dude, Where’s my new jacket?
It's getting repaired, cleaned and pressed, for your date ….. at "the Whisky a Go-Go in West Los Angeles on Saturday July 13, 2019" Dude: Where's my Ironing board?
You left it at the beach when you realized it doubles as a surf board Dude, Where’s my solid gold cufflinks?
It was confiscated by the Police at the DUI Checkpoint just prior to your arrest. Dude, Where’s my wolfsbane?