Dude, where's my _____ ?

It was stolen by a hooker at Motel 6


Dude where’s my bag of Pistachio nuts?

 

You will bring monkeys to the house when there's no food in!!!

Dude, where is Wally?

 

He's hiding in 100 Acre Wood,where he lives in blissful serenity with Eeyore.

...how come my bag of crisps is suddenly & mysteriously empty???

 

You were paying too much attention to the goings on over there!!!

Dude wheres my painter?

 

After one look at your physique, he decided to give up painting nudes


Dude, Where’s my kindle?

 

The painter took it when he left!

Dude, where's my pack of gum?

 

Stuck to the sole of your flip-flop,bruv!

Dude-where has my lawnmower gone???

 

It was stolen by the landscape contractor who works at the home across the street

Dude, Where’s my game of monopoly?

 

It's waiting for the bus replacement service,at Fenchurch Street Station.

Dude,where's my sense of humour gone?

 

Sorry, I was sitting on it :|

Dude..., where is my missing match to my sock?

 

In the charity shop,along with the rest of what you refer to as your sad little 'wardrobe'.

Dude - where is my milk?

 

I'm almost finished with it. I'll bring it back soon. FYI, the bottle contents will likely have increased upon return..

Dude, where's my breakfast?

 

...being pissed on by the milkman

Dude,where's my Zippo?

 

In my prison wallet. (Bruce Willis's father's watch in pulp fiction just came to mind).

Dude, where's my pack of XXlarge condoms?

 

They were returned to the store by your wife in exchange for extra-small [with a stern warning to the clerk not to indulge her husband’s delusions)

Dude, Where’s my favorite chair

 

Under that stack of super-teensy condoms!

Due,where's my Android tablet?

 

It was confiscated by the FBI as evidence in your upcoming criminal trial for its illegal and illicit content

Dude, where’s my space heater

 

Abducted by aliens to heat their spaceship.

Dude, where's my heat gun?

 

it simply vanished, after you woke up from being overcome by lead paint fumes

Dude, Where's my snickers bar?

 

I'm my belly... leave a snicker... what do you expect?

HD... wheres the bathroom?