Dude, where's my _____ ?

Working for all those Yankees

Dude: where's my Map of Atlantis?

 

Right there,beside my 12-volume copy of 'Beautiful Girls Who've Thrown Themselves At Wolf Angel'

Dude: where's my album full of photos I took on the Moon gone?

 

Stolen by the men in black because you captured a few shots which included extraterrestrial biological entities

Dude, Where's my surf board

 

Floating off into the sunset - on the crest of a wave

Dude:Where's my glosses .... I mean glasses

 

They were damaged when you were beaten up by the 10 year old bully who lives down the block


Dude, Where’s my ice scraper

 

In the back pocket of the 9 year old who's bullying you

Dude: where's my nearest garage?

 

You need only walk through the mud room door to the attached garage


Dude, where’s my bottle of white-out

 

Ah..errm...I thought that wine tasted peculiar.....well,it's now down the toilet,hotwater...[sorreeeee].....

Dude,where's my last vestige of self-esteem gone?

 

Awaiting in the shadows - ..... for us all

Dude: where's my Umbrella? ..... (it looks like rain)

 

You lent it out to Julie Andrews and it’s now covered in bird droppings

Dude, Where’s my down coat

 

In the back of that wardrobe - that gets rather chilly towards the back of it

Dude: where's my Top hat?

 

i saw your rabbit dragging it somewhere

dwm: pet feral mouse?

 

Your pet Algernon is busy studying at the library for his PhD

Dude, Where’s my Stephen King Novel

 

I don't want to worry you but I saw Annie Wilkes reading it

Dude: Where’s my Snow sledge?

 

...would that be the board thing I saw three schoolkids giggling on,as they slid down your roof?

Dude; where's my photo of Wolf Angel trying to touch his toes whilst naked gone?

 

I sent it away - as my New Passport photo

Dude; where's my video of Puggy showing what Bears do best ..... in the woods

 

Ah,THAT photo-it's now the base image for flock wallpaper,bro! EXCELLENT image of my ar5e!

Dude-where is my 'Pronounce it the ENGLISH way' encyclopedia ???

 

One has it to hand when posting on social network sites - in order to correct the colonists

Dude: where's my Manchester United football (that's soccer to y'all) shirt?

 

Down the toilet,where it belongs! [and guess what it's covered in?!?]

Dude,where's my book of Winnie-the-Pooh quotes gone?

 

The National Weather Service issued a High Wind Warning and it was blown away
a la Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day

Dude, Where's my beer stein