Dude, where's my _____ ?

Don't you remember? You swiped in and along the wrong slot - and now gentlemen of a certain persuasion are on the look out for you to reciprocate

Dude: where's my Welcome mat gone?

 

It was stolen right under your nose along with several UPS packages that were sitting on your front porch

Dude, Where's my vitamix blender?

 

It was taken back because you couldn't make the repayments

Dude where's my Biro pen?

 

You tossed them in the trash after you realized they don’t double as anal probes

Dude, Where's my hand Sanitizer

 

I don't know but for after you do what you do before using it = it's probably well to be hidden

Dude: where's my wind chimes?

 

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind

Dude: Where's my Bob Dylan album?

 

You’ve been listening to it over the past several hours, but since no one can understand what he’s saying you confused him with Iggy pop


Dude, Where’s my pocket knife?

 

With your watch; calculator, handkerchief and the e rest of your 'pocket' implements

Dude, where's my Christmas card list?

 

You inadvertently tossed it in the trash but have no fear, The FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted List is posted in most U.S. Post Offices

Dude, Where's my Star Wars DVD Collection?

 

In a distant Galaxy - far, far away

Dude: where's my Ruby Red Slippers? (this ain't Kansas)

 

Oz

Dude where's my stuffed pepper

 

Gonna be in my next salad

Dude: Where's my incense sticks?

 

At the flea market.

Dude where's my Chinese handcuffs?

 

In the top drawer of your 'My kinky gear' bedroom furniture.

Dude,where's my common sense gone?

 

You lost it when you picked up that female wearing a miniskirt on the side of the road, only to later tell the Cops you thought she was just a hitchhiker, not a prostitute


Dude Where’s my box of Post-it notes

 

Used them all - Coloured in and made into a mosaic piece for my art class homework

Dude: where's my analogue radio?

 

You tossed it away when it didn’t start up forgetting it used vacuum tubes

Dude Where's my subwoofer?

 

Your neighbour hid them as they don't like your music

Dude: where's my Toaster?

 

at your friends house where you left it on new year's eve.

dude:where's my 17 inch double a battery controlled telescopic knife?

 

Lost

Dude where's my dollar