Dude, where's my _____ ?

I used it to eat my dinner off!

Dude: Where’s my nail polish?

 

I used it as ink to write my Wiccan Rede down within my Book of Shadows

Dude: where's my Garden Gnome?

 

Your Garden Gnome became self-aware and conscious of its own existence asked itself "why am I hanging around this dump?" so he took off


Dude, Where’s my spare tire

 

Well if it's anything like a spare tyre, it'll be weighing you down
Dude, Where’s my Beer fridge?

 

It’s floating in the lake where the boat sank!

Dude, where’s my strapless bra?

 

Didn't you say you getting it 'up' graded at the local Victoria's Secret store?
Dude where my bottle of Lucozade?

 

You tossed it in the trash after you failed to perform even 1 push-up before collapsing

Dude, Where's my garden shears

 

In the Garden shed, stiff and all rusted up, - due to the lack of activity in your outdoor activities

Dude, Where's my school tie

 

Check the shredder!

Where's waldo?

 

Took a part-time job as a barber shop pole

Dude, Where's my cake

 

In the process of being Candle-ised (awaiting a gross delivery)

Dude, Where's my walking stick?

 

Still in your shorts after your failed attempt to impress a random stranger

Dude, Where’s my down comforter

 

It's on it's way - (Santa has it on the list for delivery after all "Winter is coming" and we have to 'Help the Aged')

Dude: where's my guitar?

 

I smashed it over your head last night....Remember?

Dude, where's my broomstick?

 

Positioned carefully into its' allotted slot

Dude: where's my wand?

 

It’s still in storage along with your Broom-Hilda costume

Dude, Where's my Red Sox World Series Tickets

 

With the rest of your Red outfit, shoes, dress and female lingerie

Dude: Where's the icebox? ..... for my 'Tinnies'

 

I already told you!!!! In the lake where the boat sank........

Dude, where's my One Direction CD?

 

... In the only direction it could possibly go = towards the bin!

Dude: where's my corkscrew , my wine awaits

 

Don’t you remember you last used it to remove a sex toy which was lodged in your posterior

Dude, Where's my Gold Membership Card