Dude, where's my _____ ?

You decided to ditch them in favor of a Compact 3 Wheel Power Mobility Scooter.

Dude where's my laptop computer

 

In your bathroom, where it gets used the most

Dude: Where's my Parka coat?

 

It was devoured by a swarm of moths after being placed in storage over the summer

Dude, Where’s my Car tire inflator?

 

The breakdown company that you are with have sent one to see you
Dude: wheres my Interstellar Overdrive? (It's been a long day)

 

Your album Interstellar Overdrive is on the top shelf behind Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Barney & Friend’s Greatest Hits Album

Dude, Where's my Backpack?

 

Unfortunately I think you left it on the bus.

Dude, where are my shoes?

 

Not to far away from the wet cement sign you failed to observe

Dude, Where's my bow saw?

 

In your alternative quiver, behind, your closet door
Dude: where's my Cuppa Tea?

 

You left it in the Japanese Tea House along with your Seppuku sword


Dude, Where’s my Dutch bulbs

 

Between the Two lips of your Amsterdam lover
Dude: where's my coffee table?

 

The coffee table you purchased at Walmart was devoured by termites and reduced to a pile of dust

Dude, Where’s my trusty hammer

 

The silver you copped from Maxwell's was returned to him when he was released from prison

Dude, where's my tent? I am going camping this weekend...

 

You decided to go 'Au naturel'...have you forgotten?

Dude,what happened to the tin-opener?

 

One of the characters from of Oz took it (deeming it as a deadly weapon)

Dude: where's my Cookery book?

 

Don’t you remember you let Martha Stewart borrow it to read while in prison and she traded it for 2 packs of menthol lights


Dude, where’s my Bread DVD

 

"It don't matter to me"

Dude: where my Iron?

 

In the storage closet along with the ironing board, and several cans of spray starch for your undershorts

Dude, Where's my rare coin collection?

 

In the coffers of the local bordello no doubt

Dude: where's my Rocky Horror Picture show tickets?

 

They’re waiting for you at the theatre box office along with your tickets for next week’s midnight showing of The Adventures of Pluto Nash

Dude, Where's my remote controlled drone

 

Who knows - It's it Stealth mode

Dude: wheres my Dartboard?