Dude, where's my _____ ?

Safely hidden by where you can't find it ...... (wanna buy a Atlas?)

Dude: Where's my beer?

 

Oh crap! That was YOUR beer?

Now where did I put my keys...

 

Upon the highest tree withe the rest of the Mon ... keys

Dude: Where's my motor cycle helmet?

 

You lost it when you were thrown from your bike after colliding with a deer crossing the road. The police after-action report concluded in a fit of anger you snapped the deer’s neck.


Dude Where’s my fishing license

 

Probably in the tackle box you left at home.

Dude where's my waders?

 

In your car boot..

Where's my sandals?

 

You left them on that beach we visited together (Black Rock, Madeira Drive, Brighton, East Sussex, BN2) - Morrow

Dude: where's my next great idea gonna come from?

 

From me... let's go find my sandals

So where did I leave my train ticket to Manchester?

 

It's in your overnight bag ...... (well one can only hope)

Dude: wheres my "Ticket to ride"?

 

Your ticket to ride is safely stored away in your lockbox along with several fake ID’s and passports

Dude Where's my paint brush

 

With the rest of your home-made Graffiti kit

Dude: where's my Picture of Lily?

 

Your picture of Lily Munster is with the rest of your pornography collection which includes a naked picture of Morticia Addams and the Bride of Frankenstein

Dude where's my birth Certificate

 

In the hands of Law enforcement,- they are still looking for your father.

Dude: where's my rowing boat?

 

At the bottom of Crystal Lake after you deliberately overturned it with a female companion on-board who didn’t know how to swim

Dude where's my Halloween Costume

 

With the Police forensic department -CSI aren't followed that easily

Dude: where's my Where's Wally/Waldo jigsaw?

 

You left it at the psychiatric hospital you were recently admitted to for an anxiety disorder

Dude Where's my leaf blower

 

He's left, he got the first bus out of town when he found out it wasn't just your leaves you wanted blowing

Dude: where's my shotgun?

 

You exchanged your shotgun for $150 dollar gift certificate during the annual Police Gun buyback

Dude Where's my Shortwave Radio

 

You stashed it in the closet after Heathkit stopped making parts for it.

Now if I could just find my flux capacitor...

 

Some bloke was seen running away with it, he entered 'Blue Box' ... and all disappeared

Dude: where's my 'pair of' crutches ..... (= fell over again)