Dude, where's my _____ ?

Hooolyyy SMOKES!!!

 

At the shop waiting to get reinflated.
Dude where’s my lucky penny collection.

 

In the Las Vegas slot machines

Dude: Where's my Flux-capacitor installed DeLoren?

 

It’s at the police impound lot being held as evidence in your manslaughter trial after you hit an old lady crossing the street because in the past as a young woman she gave you an STD

Dude where's me pot of gold

 

wherever you find it, but you may have to open your inner eyes to look for it.

dude, where's my pet misplacer beast (we love to randomly travel the parallel universe of strangeness, by psionic rather then chemiotic means)

 

In the parallel universe all pets have the right to anonymity - so, ..... in a safe house

Dude: where's my Mankini?

 

It’s in your carry-on bag along with your one-way ticket to Kazakhstan

Dude Where’s my TV Remote

 

Somewhere where you sit ... Back of the sofa, Down the side of the chair, Under your 'throne'

Dude: Where’s my Ghetto Blaster?

 

It’s still in possession of the Bully that stole it from you in High School back in the 1980s

Dude Where’s my home version of Jeopardy

 

(Doubt it ,I'd long since left school in the 80's)

It's sat in the corner waiting for you to ask the correct question

Dude: wheres my hiking boots?

 

They’re still with the Hillbillies that threatened you at gunpoint to remove your boots and the rest of your clothing.

Dude Where’s my Gillette Razor

 

in your shave bag you always put tidy away.....what its not? could be in the bin then hun

dude, wheres my cucumber spahettier?

 

Like all good kitchen implements, - at the back of an kitchen drawer

Dude: where my video player?

 

It’s still hidden in the vent in the girls high school locker room

Dude Where’s my Red Sox tickets

 

In the pocket of that Drag Queen you were chatting with the other day

Dude: where's my Daily newspaper?

 

In tatters after your most recent ransom note failure


Dude where’s my case of Narragansett Beer

 

Currently making it's way through my system (somewhere in the intestine/colon) after I found it waiting for it to be ..... drunk.

Dude; where's my Camera (the storage capacity on my phone is full)

 

In FBI custody; Your uncanny ability to photograph murder victims at the time of their death is highly suspicious.

Dude Where's my SPECTRE DvD

 

In the lap of a very interested party ..... next to their pussy

Dude: Where's my chess set?

 

It’s at the World Chess Hall of Fame in St. Louis, Missouri enclosed in a glass case under the caption; Most consecutive losses in the history of chess

Dude Where's my portable GPS unit